"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Are sexually aggressive, but unattractive, men considered "creepy"?

Lexington

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Burroughs said:
How do you know?

Katy is no prize by Hollywood standards...you act like Russell won the lottery by getting her

Maybe she was lucky to have him.

Or maybe they both like midget hookers

Or heroin

Or threesomes with trannies

Speculating into the lives of celebrities is to open a pandoras box of closeted homosexuals, gimps, and ball gags....and thats just on the surface :)
It was implied that Brand got Katy Perry because of money. That is highly unlikely because Katy Perry makes more money than he does (as it turns out he is the one who would benefit if they split the assets 50/50).

You're right....maybe they both like midget porn, maybe she thinks he's funny but it's extremely unlikely that she married him for he money. That's all I'm saying.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Men seek the hottest woman they can afford. Women seek the most successful man they can attract.

The differential in perceptions between the sexes drives the mating market.
 
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