"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are really hot girls stupid?

Are they?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • No.

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Most of them.

    Votes: 5 41.7%

  • Total voters
    12

Deep Dish

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Law 21: Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker, Seem Dumber than your Mark

No one likes feeling stupider than the next person. The trick, then, is to make your victims feel smart—and not just smart, but smarter than you are. Once convinced of this, they will never suspect that you may have ulterior motives.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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zekko

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Let's see: really hot means really physically healthy and fertile. That means their brain gets more blood and nourishment. That would tend to make them smarter.
An interesting theory, you could be on to something. It kind of goes along with what I was saying about the type of girl who likes to get her life together. These women may come from successful families, which might mean good genetic stock. Their parents may have operated businesses successfully, so they may have passed that knowledge down. A wealthy family means the daughter would be well nourished, have good medical care, good dental care, nice clothes, good education, etc. Some of that could certainly contribute to her being hotter or smarter.
 

Dingo

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One thing for sure... they sure don't have to do much "thinking" to get things...

From free drinks, good grades to positions in companies...
 
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