"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Are Real Fight Clubs Illegal? I want to start one...

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You guys talk a lot about fighting. How many of you have actually been in a fight club before? I know they exist, but can I for example make a Yahoo group for it, or post flyers? I don't know if it's legal.

I think I want to start one in my town. I'm pretty skinny, but I would love to fight. I am actually stronger than I look. Lifting weights and just being buff does not necessarily equate stamina and strength. It just means you lift to get big, and big does not always mean stronger.

Anyhow, I just want to lash out and break someone's skull. No anger or anything, just the exhiliration from breaking bones seems like it would be such a rush. Plus, the adrenaline pumping through you from the painful blows to your gut would also really make you feel alive more than anything else.

Maybe in addition to the Wingman forum, we should have a Fight-Club forum. People can meet up and fight. We could have DJ Fighting Tournaments, wouldn't that be awesome?

As far as actual fighting goes, I will get some boxing gloves. I will also require protective headgear for my fight club. I don't want to just go around picking fights with people because I have better things to do. Instead, it would be great to be able to just fight though, once a week, for the heck of it.

Any relevant experience? Comments?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Uhh you wanna break someone's skull but you will use boxing gloves and require head gear. How the **** is that possible.
 
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You sound like a dork.

"I want to start a real Fight Club!"

"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a real jedi!"

Just take up kickboxing or MMA or something.
 
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There are UFC style clubs all over - a big one here in the Portland area.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You guys should start an yahoo AFC club instead. What a dork!

I must admit, I sometimes get the urge to post stupid $hit, and troll when I'm bored.

ps. my c0ck is bigger than yours.
 
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This guy is actually pretty funny! I hope he realizes he is humorous, and not be a guy who is funny but doesn't know it.

Genius. Specially how some people are responding with serious answers.
 
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Haha. this guy is taking trolling to a new level, yet he won't be banned. And he shouldn't. I find him humorous.

But just to give the mods something to do, they should merge this thread with the Human Punching Bag thread he started.

Gentlemen, let those posts by this guy teach you a lesson.

Stop reacting to everything you hear and/or see. Don't respond to everything anybody tells you. This is what a lot of us do, or have done in the past when women just throw $hit tests at us, and we have the need to react, and to over analyze everything the do and say.
 
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Yep this guy has become a troll before our very eyes. Attraction when you first came on this site you were an afc looking to bang girls. You tried and you failed, and now you just gave up hope and became a troll. SHAME ON YOU.

BTW if I was a mod I would ban your azz ASAP. I have no tolerance for trolls I don't care how funny they are.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Well, I have looked for local boxing clubs, but there are none in my area. I'll try to look in big cities though, good point.

^ As far as trolling, I deny those accusations. The Human Punching Bag is something I am actually going to do. In fact, I think it will make my local news. I'll post a link to articles if it happens, so look out for that near May 20-29. Do you guys want to bet money on this?

I agree though, I do post a lot out of amusement and sheer curiousity. It is fun to get reactions out of people for kicks. I don't see myself as a troll though - keyboard jockey, maybe, but not a troll.

But in all honesty, this was a serious thread. I guess I just am the type of guy who's funny but doesn't know it? Yeah, I get that in real life too. I say something and a bunch of people laugh and I look at them like what was so funny.

Lookyoung, I have not failed yet, just procrastinating. Yes, shame on me, I'll should try harder from now on. Any recommendations on what you think I should do at this point?
 
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First human punching bag threads, now fight clubs? You have a strong desire to get the piss knocked outta you don't you? lol! You're into those bondage girls aren't you?
 
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First human punching bag threads, now fight clubs? You have a strong desire to get the piss knocked outta you don't you? lol! You're into those bondage girls aren't you?
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Honestly, I kind of do want to get my ass kicked. Pain is something that motivates me to become stronger. I'm not into bondage though, sorry.
 
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