are hotels cheap?

[dannowillbookem]

sometimes i'll be out with this one chick at the movies and i have no where to fucck her. just now i had a great idea...theres like little budget inns and local motels along the road the mall/movies is on, and i was wondering if they give a kid a room and how much they cost. is it cheaper if youre just there for a few hours?

she gives me head behind the bushes but shes a virgin and doesnt want to lose it in the dirt. and im not too crazy about doing it in the dirt either.

 

[oakraiderz2]

You cant get a hotel at 16

 

[dannowillbookem]

no wayyyyy

 

[TheVirtualMind]

no wayyyyy

Wayyyy. You gotta be 18 atleast. 21 in some places.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Oh this is so sad...

 

[diablo]

just now i had a great idea...theres like little budget inns and local motels along the road the mall/movies is on, and i was wondering if they give a kid a room and how much they cost. is it cheaper if youre just there for a few hours?

What a novel and unique thought!

Here's the deal. Underneath virtually every "cheap motel", they have this number - usually it looks like this: "39.99 & UP". This number represents the minimum cost (in dollars, excluding tax) that a single occupancy (usually) non-weekend room will cost per night.

As for if they'll "give a kid a room", it depends on how seedy the place is. I'm sure that if you find a suitably crack-***** ridden establishment they won't blink twice about giving a room to a 16 year old. Legally though, the minimum age you must be to rent a room (which varies from place to place) is 18, but never younger.

Regarding "hourly rentals", the answer is "no". You'll be charged the same price regardless of how long you use it.

 

[flippinfreak]

lol, I just wrote a damned essay for you. I reread it, and it was all totally useless to your situation.

Short answer... YES call in advance, if they have a room available, tell them approximately what time you will be there. Tell them how old you are, and that you are just in for the day, the friend you were supposed to stay with tonight can't be reached, "What a fvcking d!ckmuncher, can't wait to find him tomorrow, he owes me for this". Bring a backpack.

 

[Docs]

lol....

You can get a hotel at 17...Canada..

Whatever the case, how come you need to go to a hotel to do it?

 

[dannowillbookem]

well we used to go behind some bushes and get head but she *****ed that shes a virgin and she doesnt want to lose it in such unglamorous circumstances.

ah fucck it ive built rapport since then next time im just pulling out a condom and going about business as usual.

 

[flippinfreak]

lol, man, I was just thinking... I have got a total fear of breaking a girl's cherry. I don't know how bad they bleed when they get popped.

Anybody have any experience?