"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are ears sexual triggers for most women, or is this girl strange?

Chillisauce

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Today i found something out that shocked me. I was under the impression that the ear is no more arousing to touch than a pinkie toe.. i mean, you can can touch my ear all day and i dont think i'll get aroused. So why is it, when i nibbled and sucked on a girls ear today i got responses equal to or exceeding my best nipple work? She nearly came right then, is this common because its the first time i have ever thought an ear could be sexual. whats the deal?

Why hasnt anyone ever told me about this by the way :confused: I feel kinda like i did when i was let in on the 'Santa isnt real' secret, all this time and no-one told me?

So basically my question is, are there other parts of the female body - bar the very obvious which i may not know about. I've realised my ignorance today and would rather not make the same mistake twice.

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ethnomethodologist

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You never touch your own ear, or have anything associated with your body that you control touch your ear on a regular basis...

Why you think our feet are tickled so easily?

Because we walk on the all day long.

Our bellies?

always self concious about it.

Necks?

Ever turn your head or look down?

Your ear?

YOU have short hair, and caps stay on the outside
Girls hair drapes over their ears, and their skin is more delicate, of course they feel more

In other words, if she feels more on her ear, her tits are probably fake, or she likes her tits to be treated ROUGH!

behind the knee, elbows, back of neck, lower back, between the toes, upper arm, those are the most sensual non-sexual places on the body.

cheers!
 

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That doesn't work on every girl but done right, lots of girls will get exited.
Also try the neck, inner thighs, tummy (head downwards ;)) Change from sucking and licking to gentle breathing onto her skin and back to sucking..
When going down, don't just head right down into the cave, but pass by a couple of times just to tease her a little..
 

ethnomethodologist

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yeah, the sucking, to blowing, to tickling to scratching thing...

There are times when a feeling is invited further until climax, and there are feelings that are discouraged as they will KILL the mood. Like comedy, you have to build up in the right direction.
 

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ah, behind the knees/elbows.. i'll have to give that a try. So your ears are sensitive? maybe its from boxing or something but mine are dead. Theres nothing minor about the way this chick goes off from ear nibbling though, she puts many women's full blown orgasms to shame.

thanks for the advice mate.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Hot Ice

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I've actually heard that MEN have an erogenous spot in ears!
So we should react even more on our ears.


And I agree with that.
I once had this great chick who used to playfully moan (like having an orgasm) really close to my ear so I could feel her breath. I got an instant boner every time. Holyyy **** it was hot!

You ever had a chick lick or breathe or moan into your ear?
It makes many guys crazy.

Well, it makes some girls crazy too.
 

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I believe a story in "Stuff" magazine put it best. They were explaining various parts of the women's body, and had this to say about a lady's ears (roughly, since I'm quoting from memory)...

"A woman's ears are a barren wasteland; where men have thousands of sense receptors, women have very few... which is why blowing in, licking on, or nibbling a female's ear will have about as much effect as giving a billionaire a speeding ticket".

From personal experience, I can say that the number of girls who enjoy their ears being fooled with is limited, at best - and this is a 'study' done over a long period of time, with a very large sample pool. :p
 

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ewww leave the ears alone
can anyone say "wet willy " feeling
 

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Penkitten, it's more so on the earlobe and outer rim of the ear, not the inner parts.

Chillisauce, women (and men) literally have hundreds of erogenous zones, and everyone's a little different. Part of the fun of having a girlfriend is learning all of those zones :D BTW, you might be surprised if you try licking her pinky toe too ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I registered on this site just so I could reply to this. I am female and personally I will go crazy if a guy whispers, softly breaths, lightly sucks, nibbles, kisses or licks my earlobes. It makes me insane and I know so many women who are the same. That girl is not weird, she's lucky! One more spot to be turned on! I also go wild if a guy kisses the back of my neck or even drags his tongue up my spine. I know all guys know the main points, bum, vagina, ****, and breasts, but it is almost sexier for some women to have every place except for those ones given attention. To tease us and to give other sensitive places some stimulation as well. Focus just around all the main places. It's a huge turn one for a lot of women (who are used to men going straight for the main places).
 

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Oh yeah, I nibbled and sucked on a female Marine's ears not that long ago. She had goosebumps all over her arms and told me I wasn't supposed to know how to do that to her. Hehe...
 
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I always go for the neck and ears, thought everyone knew licking,kissing, and sucking on those areas drive women wild.
 
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