"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are drunk girls easy to talk too?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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mrRuckus

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blue_thunder_kid said:
I have notice that many girls that are drunk at party are very friendly.:crackup:

Thanks for the tip.
 

blinkwatt

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Let me tell you a little story.
I was at a friends party,alot of people were drinking. I don't drink and I was just hanging out,talking and enjoying myself. Well these friends of a chick I went out with once where there. They knew who I was and they started talking to me,I didn't mind it. Well they started drinking,and drinking more and more. I was chilling on the couch and one comes up to me and ask if she can sit with me. I say no problem and she straight up sits on my lap. She starts smelling me and trying to kiss me,I wasnt having it.I then push her off my lap and make her sit next to me. She talks about "You smell so good" and she starts smelling me,here is where it gets interesting. In the middle of trying to smell me she drops her head in my lap! I didn't want anything to do with her so I kindly lifted her head off my lap. I mean her head was right on my boner,I basically stabbed the side of her face.

Moral of the story=Girls use achohol as an excuse to be a slut.
 

omgwtfm8

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blinkwatt said:
Let me tell you a little story.

Moral of the story=Girls use achohol as an excuse to be a slut.
The real truth comes out when girls drink.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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