"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJinTraining06 said:
Do u do it yourself? I hate wasting 10 bucks for the guy to do #2 on the side and 4 on top.
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Yeah man. I got a Remington clipper set a few months ago, only just used them. If you keep it regular, it's a pretty easy thing to do. Saves a lot of hassle!

Good call, why pay some joker to do it? Half of my motivation was a distinct lack of female hairdressers at my local, and i'm not straying too far just for a haircut.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KillaCam said:
Yeah man. I got a Remington clipper set a few months ago, only just used them. If you keep it regular, it's a pretty easy thing to do. Saves a lot of hassle!

Good call, why pay some joker to do it? Half of my motivation was a distinct lack of female hairdressers at my local, and i'm not straying too far just for a haircut.
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its hard to do by urself isnt it tho? And the barber also gives u the close shave with the babrers razor. Cant beat that.
 
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