"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Are all high-school girls this... trashy?

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I havent partied with high school girls in a while. although in retrospect, maybe i should do it more often.

Cool story.

Couple days ago i was partying at a buds house. We were celebrating my birthday, and i got the coolest gift. I turned 19; my buds are 25 and 22. The older friend, who works at a restaurant, had a couple of hostesses over. 17 and 16. (!!) After being there for 5 minutes, they started showing us cell-phone pictures of them making out and getting naked; that pretty much set the mood for the night.

So we're all having fun, playing drinking games and whatnot. Of course, the girls start getting flirty. They start making out with eachother. So i'm thinking, hey, this is cool.

Couple minutes later the two girls head off to the bedroom. We all go in with them. The both of 'em are naked, making out and rolling around in the bed. Then they start munching on eachother. Fingering, too. So at this point I'm thinking, yeah, this is cool.

Then the one, starts blowing my friend in front of us all. Swear to God, it was like an amateur-porn movie set.

Here's the funniest part, though. The real kicker. The younger girl, 16, while shes doing all of this crazy stuff with us, has a boyfriend. No, not just a boyfriend, an AFC kid who's fallen in love with her. I felt bad for the guy; he's celebrating their one-month anniversary and bought her this "build-a-bear" (?) and wrote a long love-letter. She brought it with her and was laughing about it. Poor kid, man. Poor kid.

There's more, too. They were telling us about how they had a threesome with a 27yr old guy, who was married, while his kids were upstairs. I couldn't stop laughing. Swear to God, funniest night I've had in a long time.

So what's the deal. Are all H.S. girls this... trashy? Not that I'd mind...

- SLB
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Most of them. Even the ones you think aren't probably have it in them.
 

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Why are your older friends hangin out wit 16 and 17 year olds :eek:
 

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Thats awesome dude. Did u guys gang rape em?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would have gotten em real stoned and drunk, and then take their clothes, burn em, give em a ride to Mickey Ds and drop off their...stupid girls.
 

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why? because they are lesbian whoores..thats why. Its alot cheaper than hiring strippers for thieir buddies b-day.
amen. during the show my buds turned to me and said, "Happy birthday bro."


Most of them. Even the ones you think aren't probably have it in them.
youre right. its good and bad. good, because sluts are fun to have around once in a while. bad, because the one girl, on top of being cute, had a very sweet and generous personality. the kind of girl youd be 'real' with. unfortunately, i doubt she'll straighten out and have a 'real' relationship until shes well into her 20s.

oh well. good times. :cool:
 

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Did you film it?
 

strong like bull

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lol. a camcorder would come in handy. the funny thing is, i get the feeling this is just the beginning. only recently have i hung out with these guys this often; and this type of thing happens to the older friend all the time. he is a natural dj; just a man *****. i could learn a few tricks from him.
 
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