"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
April Fool's Ideas
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
TheNonPedant
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Then hangup and don't take her calls. Then much later....maybe in a couple of days say April Fools!
iqqi
Master Don Juan
your girl "can i speak to nan3109?"
othergirl "who is this!?"
your girl <silence>
othergirl "who the fcuk is this girl" to you "calling your phone..."
click.
then call her in a few hours and say april fools. but she might not believe it ahahahahahhahhah......
Sneak into her car.
Roll a piece of paper into a funnel shape.
Pour confetti into her Defrost vents at the base of her windshield.
Before exiting the car turn the heater control to defrost and the fan to max.
When she turns the key she'll pee her pants.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
That confetti thing is pretty awesome also.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.