Approching POP QUIZ

[Hurrican]

Pop Quiz. I will list a few situations and tell us what you would do and say in each of these situations to get her attention and number close.


1) You are walking on a sidewalk and you see a above-avg girl walking towards you going the other way. You make eye contact as you are about to pass each other....

2) Same situation except you are on school/college campus, but she does not make eye contact...

3) You see a girl sitting alone....

4) You see two girls chatting and you want to get with one...

5) In the supermarket you see a girl down the allly (ale) and start walking towards her....

6) As you are about to get into your car you see a fine chick walk by coming from the store...

7) You sit next to a girl in class (Also she sits next to you) ...

8)You see a group of girls at the mall...

9) Your at school/college and you talk to a friend who has a few chicks with him that you do not know (not his girlfriend)...


Feel free to add any good ones....

Tell us what you would say and how would you keep the conversation exciting and number close if possible

 

[DonJuanMonk]

1) You are walking on a sidewalk and you see a above-avg girl walking towards you going the other way. You make eye contact as you are about to pass each other....

I pull out my gun and shoot her in the face.

2) Same situation except you are on school/college campus, but she does not make eye contact...

I pull down her skirt and go wowee wow.

3) You see a girl sitting alone....

I put on a condom and ask your mom for a favor.

4) You see two girls chatting and you want to get with one...

I offer them $100 and see which one can give me a better blow.

5) In the supermarket you see a girl down the allly (ale) and start walking towards her....

I pull out a knife and demand free bananas.

6) As you are about to get into your car you see a fine chick walk by coming from the store...

I do a dance on the street.

7) You sit next to a girl in class (Also she sits next to you) ...

I rub her but-tocks.

8)You see a group of girls at the mall...

I offer them my semen.

9) Your at school/college and you talk to a friend who has a few chicks with him that you do not know (not his girlfriend)...

I become gay and bang him.

Feel free to add any good ones....

Tell us what you would say and how would you keep the conversation exciting and number close if possible [/B][/QUOTE]

 

[Keeper]

:crackup: Monk :crackup:

 

[Don Ronny]

Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
I become gay and bang him.

So glad you finally came out DJM! Denial is no good for the soul.

As for the original questions,

1) You are walking on a sidewalk and you see a above-avg girl walking towards you going the other way. You make eye contact as you are about to pass each other....

I tell her to STOP in a commanding tone and hold my hand up like a traffic cop. When she gives me a questioning look I look her up and down and say "You were THIS close to being fashionable today" I then adjust her hair, a piece of clothing ..something small and barely noticeable, stnad back and say "MUCH better!" This opens well on random street encounters...especially when you are going in opposite directions.

2) Same situation except you are on school/college campus, but she does not make eye contact...

The above technique works just as well. I suppose you could try doing a cold read on her...what her major is, etc... but I usually use situational openers that depend on environmental factors.

3) You see a girl sitting alone....

"Hey, mind if I sit here?" As I already sit next to her. Sometimes I will use my "you look familiar" routine and get her warmed up before I talk about past lives and how certain people are inexplicably attracted to each other. Chicks love this esoteric stuff and it serves me well!

4) You see two girls chatting and you want to get with one...

Befriend the one you don't wnat first. Ignore your target in the beginning and then gradually warm up to her. You can go direct on your target, but your aim should be to charm them both....makes things much easier.

5) In the supermarket you see a girl down the allly (ale) and start walking towards her....

"hey, have you heard that most successful couples meet in the supermarket? It's true, there is something about the combination of produce and the vast selection of cereal that manages to draw the right people together."

6) As you are about to get into your car you see a fine chick walk by coming from the store...

I do a dance on the street.

7) You sit next to a girl in class (Also she sits next to you) ...

I give her a note asking if she thinks I am cute followed by the options of Yes, No or Maybe. (credit: Señor Fingers)

8)You see a group of girls at the mall...

I milk them all for fashion advice and discover who the alpha female is. I befriend her, the rest fall in line and I have my pick!

9) Your at school/college and you talk to a friend who has a few chicks with him that you do not know (not his girlfriend)...

"You have to excuse my friend's bad manners. Hi, I'm Ron...and you are?.....It's a pleasure"

This game is easy as pie.

 

[Hurrican]

1) You are walking on a sidewalk and you see a above-avg girl walking towards you going the other way. You make eye contact as you are about to pass each other....

I tell her to STOP in a commanding tone and hold my hand up like a traffic cop. When she gives me a questioning look I look her up and down and say "You were THIS close to being fashionable today" I then adjust her hair, a piece of clothing ..something small and barely noticeable, stnad back and say "MUCH better!" This opens well on random street encounters...especially when you are going in opposite directions.

lol are you serious. I laughed out loud. The girl would be like wtf and think you are weird. I personally could never do that. But have you actually did that before? She would think I am metro or gay.

 

[Don Ronny]

Originally posted by Hurrican
lol are you serious. I laughed out loud. The girl would be like wtf and think you are weird. I personally could never do that. But have you actually did that before? She would think I am metro or gay.

Laugh all you want. I am out there getting experience while you sit there and wonder what is possible. I have posted what works best for me. It may not work for you at all, but you will never know this until you try!

 

[nishbuk]

Originally posted by Hurrican
Pop Quiz. I will list a few situations and tell us what you would do and say in each of these situations to get her attention and number close.

1) You are walking on a sidewalk and you see a above-avg girl walking towards you going the other way. You make eye contact as you are about to pass each other....

Hi, My name is...

2) Same situation except you are on school/college campus, but she does not make eye contact...

Hi, My name is...

3) You see a girl sitting alone....

Hi, My name is...

4) You see two girls chatting and you want to get with one...

Hi, My name is...

5) In the supermarket you see a girl down the allly (ale) and start walking towards her....

Hi, My name is...

6) As you are about to get into your car you see a fine chick walk by coming from the store...

Hi, My name is...

7) You sit next to a girl in class (Also she sits next to you) ...

Hi, My name is...

8)You see a group of girls at the mall...

Hi, My name is...

9) Your at school/college and you talk to a friend who has a few chicks with him that you do not know (not his girlfriend)...

Hi, My name is...

(wicka wicka wicka) Slim Shady...

 

[Sp1kez]

Has that "You were THIS close to being fashionable today" ever worked? Seems a bit odd to me.

 

[Life-Trainee]

Originally posted by Sp1kez
Has that "You were THIS close to being fashionable today" ever worked? Seems a bit odd to me.

When the girl calls your bluff and you got no game to carry on the theme you're screwed. Use you own lines. If you can't come up with openers for these situations, you got no game.

 

[Hurrican]

anyone else