Approaching an HB in a place of work.. Ideas?

[Egoist]

So there is this GORGEOUS (and i rarely rarely use that word) HB9.5-10 (not kidding either, probably the most beautiful girl i've seen in a LONG time) who works at a local dealership that services my car.

I've met her once before when i came in to quickly check the service history on my car, she helped me out, i got her card so i can set up appointments later.

So now i have to bring in the car for a major service. I am going to call her and set up the service appointment, but I am not sure how to handle this. This is the kind of a girl you can fall for, and she seemed very nice and shy, but maybe that's just her business front.

Anyways, I dont usually get blown away by women, so this is sort of new to me. What do you guys think i should do? Somehow find time to chat with her and try to plan my attack based on that? I am not in a hurry to conquer her, i have other current FBs, but it would definitely be a very worthy conquest if i pulled it off.

 

[DJDamage]

Use subtle sexual innuendo's when you are talking to her and you refer to the car in feminine terms, it will make her think of you in a sexual way, sort of like this:

Yeah I want a full service to my car. I need to oil her up and wax her down. She also needs a good scrab and wash because she can get pretty dirty when I drive her hard through the mud during the weekend. If we are already talking about oil, do you think I should giver her a lube job? or your guys can do it? I believe that my pipes needs to be cleaned as well, oh wait before I give you the car I better open her up because there is just too much junk in the trunk.

 

[Egoist]

Originally posted by DJDamage
Use subtle sexual innuendo's when you are talking to her and you refer to the car in feminine terms, it will make her think of you in a sexual way, sort of like this:

Yeah I want a full service to my car. I need to oil her up and wax her down. She also needs a good scrab and wash because she can get pretty dirty when I drive her hard through the mud during the weekend. If we are already talking about oil, do you think I should giver her a lube job? or your guys can do it? I believe that my pipes needs to be cleaned as well, oh wait before I give you the car I better open her up because there is just too much junk in the trunk.

:crackup:

funny but not my style.

it can be useful on a more.. ahem.. subdued level.