Approaches to girls in the bar district

[Agent Zero]

I went out to the bars last weekend and since I basically don't drink anymore, I find it more fun outside the bars than inside them. Anyways so I said to a couple girls as I walked past them, "hey, how's it going?" I usually just got a smile or "good" and a smile, then they keep walking. How can I elevate this to get them to stop walking and have a conversation?

 

[Dongfu]

Advice from the Dong Fu master

Agent Zero

It sounds like your manifesting your code name, that is you are closing the deal with Zero women

Here is some advice from my vagina spy training manual Dong Fu: The Art of Dating

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"In a nightclub, the chances are better for locating active penis shoppers. However, advertising in a club or bar is a dangerous venture. You are entrenched in Alpha territory. The customers all suspect you. Competition is swarming about fueled by alcohol and hostile pick-up attempts. It is not a secure penis-promoting environment."

"Clubs offer an opportunity to study the enemy. Watch how other salesmen operate. Who is succeeding? Who is failing? Why? Study thy movements of thy enemy so thou dost not make the same mistakes."

You would be better served using the eye contact stare down method than saying "Hi"

for more info check out my site dongdeal.com

 

[Serialized3]

:crackup: Dong Fu? You gotta be kidding me. Were all the good pickup names taken? Are you the same clown that came up with DaVagina Code?

 

[Dongfu]

Quoting Slayer is a real effective methodology - tell me, are girls still into grungy heshens - this is the dawning of a new era where sophistication and planning are required to succeed

 

[Serialized3]

Yeah bro, I usually just scream the chorus to "Reign In Blood" at the top of my lungs as an opener at the bars. I get all the women that way.

Your website (if you could call it that) is a clown show. For all the "dominant male alpha caveman" stuff you say on there, it seems like it was written as a complete JOKE. And it looks like it was designed by a teenage girl.

Go away, clown show!

 

[Dongfu]

Actually it was designed by a teenage girl, in fact, several of them. All members of my Teen Regional Harem of course. I'm sorry that you are so frustrated, obviously by your lack of clientèle. Your time would be better spent reading my book than acting like some kinda hard ass player.

best of luck and happy sales

 

[Serialized3]

I hope you're a better player than a salesman, which wouldn't be saying much.

I feel sorry for anyone stupid or desperate enough to buy your system, which looks to be just a second-rate Gunwitch ripoff.

 

[Dongfu]

My system is not targeted at stupid, desperate people, which is likely why you do not resonate with it. Perhaps you have written something better that you can enlighten me with, oh master of metal moshing misdirected meager prospects.

 

[Serialized3]

Are you sure you aren't trying to get the lowest common denominator as your clients? I think I'll let the crap on your site speak for itself:

The truth is that if you are less than six feet tall and are currently sleeping with fewer than three women you are a Beta Male. Accepting the reality of your status is the first essential step for success.

Oh really? So you base your self-image on how tall you are and by how many many slvts you're banging? Congratulations on your ability to do something that millions of people have already done! Really innovative work there.

When word of this activity spread to caves across the globe, a great battle incited. Alpha Cavemen from every district united to exterminate all subscribers to this new philosophy. This was the first epic battle of World War V (vagina), a war that rages on to present day.

All but twelve of the Intellectual Beta originators were executed. The surviving members went into hiding and formed a secret society called the Order of Beta Twelve.

You nerds are pretty good at writing purple prose. Watch out for the rise of the Vagina Wars! :crackup:

To insure the survival of the system, the tablets containing the text were destroyed and the members of the Order dispersed across the globe. The plan was to integrate their wisdom into the consciousness of the nations. By embedding the ancient penis knowledge into song, poetry and spiritual text, the system would be covertly available for those who could decipher the code.

Oh stop it L. Ron Hubbard! You're making me laugh too hard! :crackup:

The dating system in this book integrates the enlightened business practices of the East as they relate to American sales and marketing values of maximizing returns with minimal output. As a practitioner of this system, you will be classified as a Penis Salesman. Penis Salesmen are highly trained operatives who draw on the strategic techniques of secret government agencies, as well as sales and marketing principles, which are used to great effect for attracting women.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

(note: these quotes make as much sense in-context as out-of-context)

I can write something much simpler and easier to understand, and best of all, It's FREE! Ready?

I call this the Serialized3 3 steps to getting laid.

1. Be confident and self-aware
2. Be sexual
3. Get out in the field and don't stop until you get laid

Like I said, getting laid is really not that hard.

Now go sell your pseudo-science, wanna-be evolutionary theory garbage elsewhere.

 

[Dongfu]

Here's an idea. Instead of bickering back and forth, lets put our powers to the test, if you're up for it.

Tell me how you would handle this situation

You're partially, or fully naked with a girl, you spent time getting her juiced up, and right when you think you are going to close the deal, she gives you the religious objection

ex. I'm Christian and I don't believe in premarital sex

how would you respond?

 

[Serialized3]

Allright, truce brotha.

What I would do is exactly what I usually do when I get last-minute-resistance. Just keep getting her wet and then pressing on for sex. If what she was saying was standard anti-slut defense, then her defenses would fall and I would have sex with her.

However,

If she still doesn't want to give it up, no matter how wet I got her, she's actually a religious girl and I would respect her choice not to have premarital sex and not push it with her.

This actually happened to me last year with a good catholic girl and it was the only time I could not overcome last minute resistance.

 

[Rata Blanca]

:crackup: Dong Fu? You gotta be kidding me. Were all the good pickup names taken? Are you the same clown that came up with DaVagina Code?

:crackup:

 

[Dongfu]

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[Dongfu]

Truce agreed

But check this out. This also happened to me and it was the only sale I never closed. Since then I have done my research and discovered some very useful info. Here is some info from the chapter dealing with religious objectors"

It’s good to keep a Bible handy to present to her upon this objection. There’s one in every hotel room. Ask her if she can show you exactly where it is stated that “premarital sex is a sin and God will punish you.” Lucky for us, the Bible does not use these exact words.* So what does the Bible really say about premarital sex?

Exodus 22:16 - 17, "If a man seduces a virgin who is not engaged, and lies with her, he must pay a dowry for her to be his wife. If her father absolutely refuses to give her to him, he shall pay money equal to the dowry for virgins."

Deuteronomy 22:28 - 29, "If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days."

Notice that nowhere in these passages does it mention punishment by God. These passages refer to the selling of women as merchandise. The Exodus passage refers to prostitution, and the Deuteronomy passage refers to raping virgins, which according to the Old Testament, is permitted as long as the offense goes undiscovered or the offender pays the going rate. Nowhere in the New Testament does it mention premarital sex for any reason. Do you think your pious customer deserves to know these enlightening facts?

The Bible is the primary source of promoting women as property. Most women today are eager to exercise their feminist rights. You can exploit this desire. Help her understand that by using the Bible as a reason not to have sex, she is actually contributing to oppressive patriarchal view. The best way for her to bring justice to every mistreated woman throughout history is to have sex with you. You are now teammates, obligated by God’s law of equality to restore balance to the universe. What better way to begin your spiritual quest than with a good romping?

However, I have found that if you use vagisaging in conjunction with the indirect nudge, you bypass all her superstitious religious reasoning, and you will never again hear any kind of objection.

 

[Serialized3]

Are you sure you're a salesman and not a lawyer?

I don't think i've ever thought of seducing a girl by interpreting biblical passages to her. I can see how this would work on girls who are casually religious (but these are the types that usually give it up anyways)

But I can't imagine it working well on very religious girls who have a more conservative (ie non-feminist) view on the world. And isn't the mood ruined once you stop everything and page your sticky fingers through the bible?

 

[Dongfu]

It all depends on the customer. By gathering the right intelligence you can determine if she is turned on by intellectual discussion. Proving her wrong also puts you in the Alpha position.

I also respect a truly spiritual person and would not bother with pressing it any further if she is sincere(a rare quality)

Of course this technique is to be done with a lighthearted approach, incorporating the rhythmic technique of discussion, followed by stimulation, etc.

As I mentioned the vagisage indirect nudge combo will remove you from this predicament altogether

 

[Destiny17]

Vagisage cleanup, Isle Three!