Approached a MILF @ gym

[sstype]

God I just love MILFS. I saw one walking by as i was doing some pullups. She had a slim body and some big ass titties. I had to approach this gem.

First I "checked her out." I made sure she saw me checking her body out. I figured why not? there were guys twice my age who wouldnt dare do that kind of thing. I figured wtf, those tits are poppin out out of her top i might as well look at them.

Then i got within her proximity by working out next to her. Now I legitimately had to use the machine. I came in and we locked eye contact, I smiled and said hi. She smiled back. So anyways im doing my sets, she's doing hers, she comments on how her legs are burning.

I suaveily replied "yeah thats a good excercise"

I get up and leave. But I just couldnt see myself passing up a potential opportunity to bang this MILF.

So I went back to the machine, as if i was doing another set. convo kinda went something like this:

me: how often do you come here? (glancing at her tits)
her: blah blah blah blah blah
me: (glancing at tits) this is the first time ive seen you here
her: blah blah blah blah life story....
me: are you going to school?
her: omg you're kidding? Im too old to go to school!
me: no youre not i see older people at ksu
her: guess my age
me: 29
her: im really 42 blah blah you're so sweet (ugh not what i wanted to hear)
me: well im 18

at this point i figured i go for the kill. I mean she probably has tons of guys trying to start conversation with her which usually translates to

"I wanna fyck you"

me: well, i will tell you, i admire a woman that takes care of her body at youre age (glancing up and down her body, emphasizing my eyes her tits of course)
her: giggle giggle youre so sweet i appreciate that!
me: we should go out sometime ; )

ok long story short she refused. I was too young. Probably legitimate she might have a son my age.

But lord: how i wish she would have banged me.

I feel good though because i didnt bullshyt around too much by trying to have "friendly conversation" like all the other middle age men. I wanted to fyck her and i made sure she knew it. It also saved me the mental masturbation and ego stroke from just talking to her, thinking i might have a chance.

God I love MILFS.

 

[Sapiens]

Excellent work, be persistent and you can hit it!

I know...

 

[arlanda]

Try it one more time next time you see her. You never know what mood will she be in (ie. mood for some action)

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

you must've got a hard on or been in the mood, that reminds me of when i just talk to chicks simply cause they gave me an erection. I know it sounds pervy...let us know how it goes anyways.

 

[Ebach]

getting an erection is pervy? wow... just shoot me now

 

[BustedKnucks]

When I was in 10th grade a senior banged my best friend's mom.

 

[Borgon]

shouldnt of said your real age atleast over 21 but anyways good try.

 

[SamePendo]

This has always been a technique, ESPECIALLY for MILFS

It's like, let´s say you're 21, and you are grinding, or whatever, with this attractive chick, and she tells you she's 14! You run a-****ing-way! Now, if she plays around her age, knowing that you probably think she's at least 18, well she's in and you won't run away. True? Same with these *****es, do you really think she will stop ****ing you because of your age? Nope, just tell her in a appropiate manner. Rub the age thing off. She won't give a damn after she knows you.

FR- gym milf

She's older, damn ****ing older, she's got a kid of my age group. You NEVER bring up age. If you do, you do what you did, and take years off, and when she asks about you, you do what I put above.

That's just me though.

Francisco has some great stuff.

Btw, I laughed my ass of to:

me: how often do you come here? (glancing at her tits)

You seemed to come on tooooo damn strong and as a kid. Tone it down a bit, get more JamesBondish. You are half the age of the older dudes, it doesn't mean you can't be all JamesBondish, slow, charming, etc.

 

[al77]

Originally posted by sstype

me: no youre not i see older people at ksu
her: guess my age
me: 29
her: im really 42 blah blah you're so sweet (ugh not what i wanted to hear)
me: well im 18

me: well, i will tell you, i admire a woman that takes care of her body at youre age
her: giggle giggle youre so sweet i appreciate that!
me: we should go out sometime ; )

You did good! Espcially I liked "I admire a woman... " phrase. Very smart.
But you did go wrong with age convo, you know she is MILF, you know she is sensitive about her age.. why the heck you started guessing how old she was??

Next time avoid it like this for example:
her: guess my age
me: 18 judging by your eyes.

Don't ever mention how old r you. Don't let her answer how old she is... ask you how old are you. No!
Immediatly go for the kill with
"I admire a woman... " phrase. It was cool!

 

[SamePendo]

Lord Francisco d' Arconia wrote the following golden words:

1. Respect them
2. Appreciate them
3. Never begin or end a statement with either "for an older woman," or "for your age."
4. Understand that they really enjoy romance.
5. Understand that they want permission to forgo their inhibitions (however they will not admit to it).
6. Do not assume that they would not want to do the things that people your age do for enjoyment.


here

Read everything, especially his reply to my question. Now, I'd recommend to do kind of private stuff. Avoid crowds, do dates avoiding crowds, but not anti-social stuff either, just avoid crowds.

She'll want to talk a lot, listen, women at this age won't let you into the fzone that quick if you listen. Just not too much and when she starts talking about her being old or whatever, just ignore it and change the subject.

 

[sstype]

aside from mentioning my age, I think the approach was pretty good.

she probably was happily married with kids. i could understand if she did not want to hook up.

Also gym environment seems to be one of the last places women would hook up with someone, unless maybe you were a Men's Health fitness model.

There were a lot of factors out of my control

 

[Logen]

Originally posted by sstype
God I just love MILFS. I saw one walking by as i was doing some pullups. She had a slim body and some big ass titties. I had to approach this gem.

First I "checked her out." I made sure she saw me checking her body out. I figured why not? there were guys twice my age who wouldnt dare do that kind of thing. I figured wtf, those tits are poppin out out of her top i might as well look at them.

Then i got within her proximity by working out next to her. Now I legitimately had to use the machine. I came in and we locked eye contact, I smiled and said hi. She smiled back. So anyways im doing my sets, she's doing hers, she comments on how her legs are burning.

I suaveily replied "yeah thats a good excercise"

I get up and leave. But I just couldnt see myself passing up a potential opportunity to bang this MILF.

So I went back to the machine, as if i was doing another set. convo kinda went something like this:

me: how often do you come here? (glancing at her tits)
her: blah blah blah blah blah
me: (glancing at tits) this is the first time ive seen you here
her: blah blah blah blah life story....
me: are you going to school?
her: omg you're kidding? Im too old to go to school!
me: no youre not i see older people at ksu
her: guess my age
me: 29
her: im really 42 blah blah you're so sweet (ugh not what i wanted to hear)
me: well im 18

at this point i figured i go for the kill. I mean she probably has tons of guys trying to start conversation with her which usually translates to

"I wanna fyck you"

me: well, i will tell you, i admire a woman that takes care of her body at youre age (glancing up and down her body, emphasizing my eyes her tits of course)
her: giggle giggle youre so sweet i appreciate that!
me: we should go out sometime ; )

ok long story short she refused. I was too young. Probably legitimate she might have a son my age.

But lord: how i wish she would have banged me.

I feel good though because i didnt bullshyt around too much by trying to have "friendly conversation" like all the other middle age men. I wanted to fyck her and i made sure she knew it. It also saved me the mental masturbation and ego stroke from just talking to her, thinking i might have a chance.

God I love MILFS.

i think you did a great job. i cnat see myself doing any better then that.

granted you didn't bag her but you still did a good job. keep it up!

 

[SamePendo]

Originally posted by sstype
she probably was happily married with kids. i could understand if she did not want to hook up.

Also gym environment seems to be one of the last places women would hook up with someone, unless maybe you were a Men's Health fitness model.

Hell no.

Not milfs.

 

[Captain Popular]

Damn man, i was rooting for ya to hit it, the tone i was reading your message was setting me up for a Bang...well oh well, you had the balls to attempt and with practice you'll get more than others.

But i woulda made a comment about age is just a number and that experience is only gained through new situations and she would just be helping you become a better person all around

na, on the real, maybe dont look at her chest so much, so caught you once and thats all it takes to have the edge on those other guys, she prolly thought you were just a horney little boy? Older women really arent in to that.

 

[downfallofdisbelief]

Yea i agree w/ that dude, just fukkking lie about your age, your not gonna have a good ltr w/ this 41 year old, might as well b/s it the whole time, since your just lookin for sex haha

 

[djbr]

MILFs rule.

props for going for it.