Aphorisms

[jimjam]

Not really a discussion topic or anything of that nature. Just a thought i had. I may post more from time to time. Feel free to add your own or reactions to. The first one is facetious.

Aphorism 1: Women are always late and seldom wrong.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Jim Jam,
Aphorism2:Never judge a Woman by what she says,rather by what she does!

 

[jimjam]

Aphorism 3: Once a woman has lost interest/attraction for you, she will jettison and ignore you with the same intensity and veracity that she pursued you with during the initial stages of attraction.

 

[Big Nuts]

#4: Her sh!t sprays the bowl after Mexican food too.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

#5: Never let some random woman you're dating know how much time and money you have---because if you do: She'll find a way to help you waste BOTH of them.


V.U.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

#6: Older men dating younger women don't need Viagra, because to an older man----younger women ARE Viagra!


How to Date Younger Women

 

[logicallefty]

#7 All women are the same except some have big b00bs and some have little b00bs.

 

[Tictac]

No matter how HOT she looks, somewhere there is some guy who's sick and tired of her sh*t.