Anything...except for NO!

[Peak]

It's hard for many girls to say the word NO!!!
It's succinctness appears to be too much for many of them to handle...mainly cause they think they are going to hurt YOU (which is probably true in most cases).
So next time you hear anything other than "YES" please remember these words and save your precious time and money.

Yes = green light (maintain velocity and direction kind sir)

No = red light (STOP right there buddy; come to a screeching halt. If you procede the cops will be after you, or you are likely to have an accident)

Excuse = amber light procede with extreme caution: remember you still have to cross a busy intersection and it is highly likely that it'll change red on the way through. If it does please see NO!

Don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light, it may turn red at any time!

AD always says this, but I heard some great excuses a girl gave my mate the other night so I thought I'd emphasise it with a post. By the way we moved on a scored some other girl for him.

Cheers.

[This message has been edited by Peak (edited 08-13-2000).]

 

[Anti-Dump]

Peak,

Great post. I like the your 'Stop Light' example. I just might steal that. But I will give you the credit.

Beautiful. I also like 'don't live your life in the uncertainty of the orange light'. How true.
Anti-Dump

 

[terminator911]

Excellent post... I like this kind of posts because they relate to something all of us know very well, and exactly how it works.


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"Women. They've got half the money in the world and all the pu$$y."

 

[Inspector Clouseau]

bump.

 

[Buzz]

bump, good post.

If you see a red light, just make a right turn and go on to the next intersection. =)

-Buzz

 

[spesmilitis]

it should be

 

[horaholic]

Most of the time, girls wont directly say yes either, though.