Anyone striving to be filthy rich?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Master Don Juan

Jan 19, 2005

What I really find funny is the stereotypes given to stock traders or entrepreneurs (as every business owner calls themselves).

Theres that magazine, Traders Monthly (or was it daily?), that portrays stock traders as fast, loud, active young professionals who drive around in sports cars picking up beach babes.

As if the world wasn't full of stupid stereotypes

Maybe they should do a real reality show on stock traders. Some balding guy sitting in front of his computer in his underwear, calmly researching market information, and scratching his balls once in a while. At least thats more realistic than Gordon Gekko.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.