"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone speak Mandarin?

Nighthawk

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Sounded like 'howashianiio' and is, she tells me, very complimentary. Any ideas?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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dude, it sounds like.. very disgusting.. the first part hao pretty much means very in the context, but I can't decipher the last part - all I can really get is disgusting.
 

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oh wait did she say.. hao shian ni? because if she said that, it means.. I'm thinking about you allot. That's probably it.
 

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Yeah that's it. It sounded like that, and it was in the tone of her voice. Also she said the same thing in English several times. Good.

Sher-sher, or however it's spelt.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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no worries = boo ka tee. I remembered that because it sounds like Booker T, though I keep saying Doctor Feelgood by mistake.
 

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Originally posted by Nighthawk
no worries = boo ka tee. I remembered that because it sounds like Booker T, though I keep saying Doctor Feelgood by mistake.
it's more like boo cu chee
 

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Na ga niu bu xihuan ni..... wo dzau jiu shang le ta!
actually no idea what the hell she said...u gotta split up the sounds...as for pinyin..it sucks and everyone writes it differently

perhaps she said hao ai ni ooo
that good unless shes just a retard who says stuff like that for no reason.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is where the standard PinYin comes handy: only one unique way to transcript the sounds.
:D

"howashianiio"=> probably "hao xiang ni o"

"hao xiang ni" literally I think about you, I miss you so much.
"o" is just a "girly" interjection

no worries = boo ka tee
Actually it's "Bu Ke Qi" which is identical to "you are welcome" after some one said "thanks" to you.
 

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I asked her, it was the 'I miss you all the time' one.

I also told her the 'o' at the end was a just a girly inflection haha, thanks for that.

Whats mandarin for 'I am your bodys perfect master?'
 
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