Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Anyone sex a chick on a waterbed?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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zekko

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First thing I thought when I saw this thread was "They still make waterbeds?". They definitely scream 70s. Groovy, baby. The last time I was on one I was a kid probably, so no I haven't sexed a chick on one. The weight of a waterbed is kind of scary, as well as the prospect of a leak. I wouldn't want to lay on one if I had drank too much and the room was spinning.
 

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When I was a young kid, I would sleep on my older brother's waterbed when he was out for the night. From what I remember, it was super comfortable. I always slept great.
 
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