"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone sex a chick on a waterbed?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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zekko

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First thing I thought when I saw this thread was "They still make waterbeds?". They definitely scream 70s. Groovy, baby. The last time I was on one I was a kid probably, so no I haven't sexed a chick on one. The weight of a waterbed is kind of scary, as well as the prospect of a leak. I wouldn't want to lay on one if I had drank too much and the room was spinning.
 

Willie Naylor

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When I was a young kid, I would sleep on my older brother's waterbed when he was out for the night. From what I remember, it was super comfortable. I always slept great.
 
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