"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone see the AFC on Real World?

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LOL.. I know I am not the only one who watches this show.. So, go ahead and come out and admit it.

Joey is crying over Brianna the stripper and ex-meth head 2 episodes in.. She is totally f.ucking with this guys head and he refuses to recognize it. He is a pretty decent looking guy and is built like a truck physically, yet has absolutely no self-esteem. He is already threatening to kill himself. What a disaster.. In an entertaining way, of course.

And the best part is the Brianna girl is repulsive. Nasty hair and a huge s.lut. I can't believe people would actually pay to see her get naked.

Just goes to show you how important inner game is.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Its amazing to see the destructive effects of having no inner game play out in famous peoples lives (Owen Wilson suicide attempt) and B level famous people's lives (this real world guy).

Anyway I used to watch the show but have completely stopped watching MTV for like 5 or 6 years now so I didn't even know they were still making new Real World episodes.

You know if they got this episode in particular up on youtube bro?
 

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KontrollerX said:
Its amazing to see the destructive effects of having no inner game play out in famous peoples lives (Owen Wilson suicide attempt) and B level famous people's lives (this real world guy).

Anyway I used to watch the show but have completely stopped watching MTV for like 5 or 6 years now so I didn't even know they were still making new Real World episodes.

You know if they got this episode in particular up on youtube bro?
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/realworld-season20/videos-full-episodes.jhtml

Episode three.

God damn, that ***** is nasty. Would anyone here actually hit that?
 
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