"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone read the Dating Forums on Plenty of Fish?

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Anyone on POF ever read the "Dating Advice" and or forums on Plenty of Fish? lmao! There's a thread "Do Nice Guys Get the Girl" among others.

I swear to God some of the most pathetic AFC posters and female advice I've ever read in my life.

Think some of the posters are bad here? Read some of the posts and "advice" there. I guarantee you've never seen anything like it. Enough to make the most hardened Sosuave vet's head spin excorcist style. Horrible.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I wouldn't want any of the women bothering to get the info off this site. I'm on POF so I can read them. The people that post there are chronic, zombified, residents for life on the POF insane asylum. Dude I swear it makes the worst AFC's here look like John Wayne.

And there are some really sick, sick, diseased minded women posting there as well. But of course it's NONE of them who could be the problem. It's everyone ELSE.

And that's not including the profiles of the "My friend told me about this site", "Looking for my Knight in Shining armor", "Searching for the One" female profiles.

I swear if the vet's from this site visited there they'd wind up just recommending using those fish carcasses to plug up the Deep Water Horizon disaster.
 

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good thing i was recommended to this website, before i ended up at one of those.
 

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Sagexx,

You can get women off there. You just have to be funny, unique, and have good pics of yourself. The forums are like an Oprahesque style group hugging section where these lifers complain and whine over the same repeating topics here.....except the so-called "Advice" is from hell.

Some of the "advice" for "nice guys" is: Just be yourself, take a walk in the woods to think?? (bring your shotgun and don't forget to pet the bunnies before you pull the trigger), and don't change for anyone.

God forbid you offer creative GOOD honest sosuave advice! They wind up attacking you and the pathetic "mod's" there remove your post or threads.

Hopeless cases who will settle for anything, and feminazi's galore in those forums!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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f283000 said:
Are you registered in that forum? If i were you brother i'd probably rescue those poor guys by giving them a link to this site!

i'd hate to be those guys getting advice from women.
It's not just "advice" from the lifer women there...it's the advice from the so-called MEN! They give each other pat's on the a$$es for being "nice guys". Embarrassing!
 

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It is foolish to think that women have no advice or insight to give. It is up to the reader to decide what is important and what is trash.
 

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It is only foolish to believe that if it is good advice.

Some of the Women's advice off there: Just be yourself, you'll meet someone nice sooner or later, take a walk in nature, they have to like you for who you are.

And that's the tip of the iceberg. If there was ANY after reading there I'd post it here.

I don't know if you can read them without being signed up though...
 
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