"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anyone know what the deal is here?

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I’m getting ready for my day so don’t respond right away but about 10 minutes later check and she’s already either unmatched (unlikely with how good the convo was) or just deleted her profile all together.
She unmatched, son.

It's a sht test for your beta ass. You should have responded right away, waiting there for her. Tinder is right there, it's a hook up app. No long conversations that get you into beta mode. You out and about, and you go ahead and match, and go meet and perhaps fak. The btch will be drinking the drink dude bought her and messaging you that it's late now, and she has to go to work tomorrow, that means she has to fak this dude she with.

Try quick dates.

An alternative to tinder is anonymous message board where broads post 'I want to sak dck' or 'I take it up your butt hole' and dudes message with their parameters 'my dck is 8 inches long' and she tells him where to come and fak her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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