"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone know of spam sites?

horaholic

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O.K. for the third time I placed an ad on craigslist looking for a drummer, I got this one douchebag who answers my ad, and acts like an arrogant fvcktard, and I should google his name, because he's so badass. Anyway, I have his phone number and I want to submit it to some text spam sites. Does anyone know of any website I can drop his number on?

Yes, I know this is stupid and petty, but I really can't stand people with his kind of attitude, and he butted into MY business, so fvck him.

Anyone got any good prank ideas, or anything?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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All you have is a phone number?

No SPAM for you, need e-mail for spam.


Go to craigs list and create fake ass ads with his phone number. Something a lot of people would call for. What he does? Musician? Write I quit music and selling my instruments real cheap, $100 for everything, this and this and this.

Post pics of a real nice car and sell it for him for $2100.

Make gay personal ads on craigslist, I think that's allowed. Post pics of a real hot gay boy on there, horny bottom looking for a dominant top, no strings attached. :kick:

Make an ad so people would call him in the morning, come up with something, work schedule or something. Use fake e-mail addresses and for each ad create new craiglist accounts.

Go create a fake girl profile on adultfriendfinder, with really hot pics, but so everything looks real. Say you looking for sex with no string attached. Answer every single, or set auto answer, hey horny, I'm interested, why don't you give me a call this evening, I'm home after 11pm, my number is #####. On same site create a gay profile with same scheme.
 

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You could even play smarter than that. Google for his number, maybe you'll find address. Use that address to get a dominant top to his place around 11pm! This would especially work well if you know his name.


Try to mix this mischief with something good you do for others in your life, if you don't want to die from cancer in your ass.
 

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I've done something similar but with a coworker. Posted sh1t on white nationalist sites, 14/88 yo! But made it so that could be traced back to his fake myspace site with his address and pics with his jewish cappa on! I know something happened, but my guys at work never heard him talking about it.
 

horaholic

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Thx guys. Maybe I'll put a bunch of stuff in the free section on craigslist in his name. Nothing harmful, just annoying, like him.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alle_Gory

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I think he's looking for some gay orgies on craigslist. It would be nice of you to make an ad for him.
 

OzyBoy

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There is plenty of spam sites on the internet. Just google it and you will probably come up with millions. Give the number to telemarketers. :D :D
 
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