"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone know how to lose 5 pounds in a week?

avrilishot

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Well two weeks ago I just got back surgey and anyways the doctor says I cant lift nothing heavier than a carton of milk. So I said alright, but the thing is since the surgey I feel as if im gaing weight. So i wanted to know if anyone here knows how to lose a couple pounds a week? if someone knows please tell me. I feel like crap since I cant exercise and im pretty sure than I have been gaining weight. I would love to lose at least 5 pounds a week but not sure on how I can do this since I cant really exercise besides walking. So help me out please.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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speedo_meme

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Cut out all carbs....

This is a short term solution, long term it can be harmful...
 

avrilishot

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so basically no carbs? also how many days should I go with no carbs?

by the way thanks alot.
 

reyalp

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i went on a liquor binge one time and lost 5lbs in a week. kind of hard to put on any weight when you're puking and crapping all the time.

try that out
 

Jariel

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If you have come out of surgery then cardio is probably not a good idea. Cutting carbs will get you fast results, but as speedo said, it will come at an expense. It will really kill your energy levels, may cause some muscle loss and, like me, could cause depression and emotional sensitivity. Losing 5lbs per week is surely not safe and it will probably be water weight and muscle you lose while your body stores fat and make you worse than when you started.

I did try carb cycling with some good results though and no noticeable muscle loss. Only setback is that it took time and I'd estimate only 1-2lbs lost per week at the very most and that includes dropping water weight.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Shiftkey

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Eat less caleries than you spend and you'll lose weight. Though 5 lbs a week is a bit high without exercise. You might also consider ECA (google it), but I'm not sure how safe it would be for someone in your condition.
 
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