Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
Don Juan
I got poison Ivy on the inside of my left knee. Any suggestions?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Anyone know a way to help get rid of poison ivy?
- Thread starter Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
T.T. Boy
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Calamine lotion, and for God's sake don't scratch it.
Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
Don Juan
Thanks, any more suggestions?
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Make sure the area is well washed with soap and water. Make sure any clothes you were wearing are well washed, and washed separately from other clothes - do this twice. This should prevent it from spreading.
For almost instant relief, use HOT water. As hot as you can stand it.
At first, the heat will make you itch terribly. After a few seconds the itch will go away and you will get a feeling that scratching can't match!
This works better than ANY medicine or lotion or cream I have ever used.
At first, the heat will make you itch terribly. After a few seconds the itch will go away and you will get a feeling that scratching can't match!
This works better than ANY medicine or lotion or cream I have ever used.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
Don Juan
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!! Oh my god, that was perfect. That feels sooooo damn good. Ohhhhhhh......yumyumyumbleerbbbhhhh ahhhhhh.Originally posted by MacDonald
For almost instant relief, use HOT water. As hot as you can stand it.
At first, the heat will make you itch terribly. After a few seconds the itch will go away and you will get a feeling that scratching can't match!
This works better than ANY medicine or lotion or cream I have ever used.