"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Anyone know a way to help get rid of poison ivy?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Make sure the area is well washed with soap and water. Make sure any clothes you were wearing are well washed, and washed separately from other clothes - do this twice. This should prevent it from spreading.
 

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For almost instant relief, use HOT water. As hot as you can stand it.

At first, the heat will make you itch terribly. After a few seconds the itch will go away and you will get a feeling that scratching can't match!

This works better than ANY medicine or lotion or cream I have ever used.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by MacDonald
For almost instant relief, use HOT water. As hot as you can stand it.

At first, the heat will make you itch terribly. After a few seconds the itch will go away and you will get a feeling that scratching can't match!

This works better than ANY medicine or lotion or cream I have ever used.
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!! Oh my god, that was perfect. That feels sooooo damn good. Ohhhhhhh......yumyumyumbleerbbbhhhh ahhhhhh.
 

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LOL! I know.

It almost makes you enjoy having poison, doesn't it?
 

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leave it alone

ive had it on my legs for like 2 weeks now.. and if you can go a day without scratching it, you won't even feel it anymore
 
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