"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone in Chicago...

Justaguy254254

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If you're in Chicago, or the suburbs, send me a message. It would be nice to hang out with some new friends and chase some girls.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Effington

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North sider here, I may be down for something with ya guys.
 

ProDJ26

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Yall are some punk bytches lmao I was just in chicago this last week!!!! Why didnt I find this post!!!!

THERE SHOULD BE NO REASON NOT TO APPROACH, SO MANY WOMEN THERE!!!!!!

(In stewy voice from family guy)

Damn it!!! Damn it to h3ll!!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SomethingClever

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Another north sider here. Oh and Cubs clinched hard as hell
 

lookyoung

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Northsider here also. The cubs are going to win the world series this year.
 
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