"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone here work at Target?

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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I need a job so im thinking of applying there and try to get a job on the sales floor

Any tips for this job? And is it hard to get a job at Target?

I'm really friendly, not shy, know a lot about electronics and stuff ^_^
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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T Money

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My ex gf worked at target. She liked it.

I think there's a drug test.

You get smoke breaks too.
 

Skel

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I should have gotten a part time jonb like 10 years ago but i cant stop smoking weed. Every place f'n drug tests now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shiftkey

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It's a crappy, just over minimum wage job. Anyone can get it and they don't care if you're good with anything. The only real thing they care about is an open availability.
 

racerX

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If your a student the best job is to work at a cart inside a mall & get paid $7 an hour & study all day. Jobs that pay $6-$8 an hour & you stand on your feet all day are a waste of time.
 
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