"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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haeveingridseyn

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Mixed Martial Art is the one of the few sports that i'm really into.

from UFC to K-1 I just cant get enough of these actions

i assume u guys only watch UFC but Pride FC was the **** unfortunely now it's owned by UFC and it's pretty much GONE... T.T

anyway, my favourite martial artist would be CROCOP and the reason why i like him so much is that he always evolve (from K-1 to Pride FC and now UFC) and work his way through. and he always reminds me of Vegita who is really strong and has charisma but not quite strong enough to be the TOP and yet always thrive to be one .
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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speakeasy

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haeveingridseyn said:
Mixed Martial Art is the one of the few sports that i'm really into.

from UFC to K-1 I just cant get enough of these actions

i assume u guys only watch UFC but Pride FC was the **** unfortunely now it's owned by UFC and it's pretty much GONE... T.T

anyway, my favourite martial artist would be CROCOP and the reason why i like him so much is that he always evolve (from K-1 to Pride FC and now UFC) and work his way through. and he always reminds me of Vegita who is really strong and has charisma but not quite strong enough to be the TOP and yet always thrive to be one .

Why do you think Cropcop hasn't been doing so well in the UFC? I look back at his old fights and people were saying he was the second scariest guy after Fedor. But it looks like the UFC isn't working out too well for him.

My fav fighter is Anderson Silva. My most hated fighters would be a toss up between Tito Ortiz and Brock.
 

Bible_Belt

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I fought a couple times, probably will again next spring, and now I promote amateur mma events. On the remote chance that any sosuaver is located in western Kentucky, western Tennessee, or nearby, you are invited to attend our fight events. I will get you free tickets. We had almost a thousand people at our show this past weekend, and everyone I talked to had a great time.
 

Da Realist

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Bible_Belt said:
I fought a couple times, probably will again next spring, and now I promote amateur mma events. On the remote chance that any sosuaver is located in western Kentucky, western Tennessee, or nearby, you are invited to attend our fight events. I will get you free tickets. We had almost a thousand people at our show this past weekend, and everyone I talked to had a great time.
Did you do the one in Minglewood Hall on Friday?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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