"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone here like a good, big bush?

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I love chicks with full-on bush, not trimmed, just grown wild like mother nature intended. Alas I rarely get chicks who don't shave completely or have some type of manual landscaping design. Now the only time I get to see a decent bush is when I go to watch some VINTAGE porno. (I'm actually thinking of finding some un-westernised Asian or Indian to satisfy my bush-lust.)

Anyone else here appreciate forrest-like pubes?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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San Jose California said:
A good sign is to look at her arms. If she has hairy arms, she has a big bush. But how can you like that I gotta ask?
I don't know why I like a big bush, but it's always been this way. Most guys are repulsed by it; I, on the other hand, revel in it.

As for the hairy arms thing, while I find that to be true (hairy arms equal bush), hairy arms and/or legs are a turn-off for me. Besides, many Asians have NO body hair yet have the BIGGEST bushes EVER. :up:
 

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Schwank said:
I love chicks with full-on bush, not trimmed, just grown wild like mother nature intended. Alas I rarely get chicks who don't shave completely or have some type of manual landscaping design. Now the only time I get to see a decent bush is when I go to watch some VINTAGE porno. (I'm actually thinking of finding some un-westernised Asian or Indian to satisfy my bush-lust.)

Anyone else here appreciate forrest-like pubes?
I don't want a forest, but a full triangle bush is hot.
 

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I second the upper triangle bush. kind of like an arrow to the goods
 
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