"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Anyone here following American Idol this year?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Both of them were pretty good...but I didn't hear either of them do the runs and vocal acrobatics that Elliott can do.dadmonson said:If Gideon and that Asian dude were still on there I would watch but they're not. They were the best, better than Elliot in my opinion.
Check out Moody's Mood For Love (Elliott singing)
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If any of you can...please watch the show at 8pm est on fox and again at 8pm pacific time on fox. This guy needs some support, and he's awesome. Oh yeah...and the longer he stays in the competition the less I will be posting on sosuave. So...if you want a vacation from me... VOTE FOR ELLIOTT!
Kellie is by far one of the, if not the best singer on the show. She might be stupid but shes beautiful, easy to like, and has a great voice, she has the most star-like personallity than anyone who has been on the show. Honestly I have no idea what you see in Elliot, his voice isnt that great, he's ugly, and hes amish.Wyldfire said:Ewww! You watch for the Attention wh*re? Figures, lol. There are 3 girls on there, and only one of them is an AW and that's the one you watch for? You have learned nothing here, lol.
I don't get why the guys don't like Katherine better. She's absolutely beautiful, sweet, isn't an idiot and she comes from a good family.
Kellie Pickler's mother abandoned her, her father's been in prison most of her life, she is dumber than a rock, can't sing for crap, is an attention wh*re and she's not anywhere near as pretty as Katherine. Shame on you Skel...shame, shame, shame.
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Senior Don Juan
He's intelligent, healthy and has access to a car.
I feel like telling him to audition for "American Idle"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
This is why the mainstream, popular music sux rite now because of people like u.souporman said:Kellie is by far one of the, if not the best singer on the show. She might be stupid but shes beautiful, easy to like, and has a great voice, she has the most star-like personallity than anyone who has been on the show. Honestly I have no idea what you see in Elliot, his voice isnt that great, he's ugly, and hes amish.
souporman said:Kellie is by far one of the, if not the best singer on the show. She might be stupid but shes beautiful, easy to like, and has a great voice, she has the most star-like personallity than anyone who has been on the show. Honestly I have no idea what you see in Elliot, his voice isnt that great, he's ugly, and hes amish.
And she just butchered her song...even she admitted it. If she doesn't get voted off this week then all men who voted for her deserve to be castrated without anesthetic.
She is ditzy, an Attention Wh*re, is the worst singer left and if it weren't for her being a blonde bimbo she wouldn't get any votes.
GUys...PLEASE vote for Elliott so he doesn't go home.
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Though I thought Paris took too many liberties with the melody of her song (which unfortunately suffers in comparison to Bryan Ferry's indescribably heartfelt version with which I'm familiar), she's still my overall pick ... but the dark-haired gal's edging up close behind her. But I've never been able to get through to vote.
Bonhomme said:Elliott's got a good personality, but the dark-haired gal did kick some serious azz on this week's show. And Kellie was the only one who really dropped a turd, so if the callers-in have brain one, she's history...
Though I thought Paris took too many liberties with the melody of her song (which unfortunately suffers in comparison to Bryan Ferry's indescribably heartfelt version with which I'm familiar), she's still my overall pick ... but the dark-haired gal's edging up close behind her. But I've never been able to get through to vote.
That's Katherine McPhee...and she's the one I said I don't understand why the male voters don't like her more. She's beautiful and has a phenomenal voice that is so easy to listen to. I like Paris too...she's got a really unique voice. The only two I really don't like is Kellie and Ace (the guy who looked like he put his hair in a bun). Kellie is the worst singer on the show left and Ace reminds me too much of a Backstreet Boy.
Elliott actually picked an easier song this week than he usually does. He's never off key no matter what he sings and his tone is just great. If he were better looking he'd be unbeatable...but too many people just vote for who they think looks the best...even if they don't really sing well.
Elliott, Taylor, Katherine, Paris and Chris are all way better than Ace and Kellie...a whole different level of better. The only thing keeping Ace and Kellie in it is that they are considered "hot". People forget it's a singing competition, though.
It's not really a singing competition though. It just a bunch of americans who vote for whoever they like the most, often not even considering voices. I'm not going to argue with you about kellie because chris is by far my favorite, but i highly doubt she's going to be leaving anytime soon. I wouldnt be suprised if she was the idol.Wyldfire said:That's Katherine McPhee...and she's the one I said I don't understand why the male voters don't like her more. She's beautiful and has a phenomenal voice that is so easy to listen to. I like Paris too...she's got a really unique voice. The only two I really don't like is Kellie and Ace (the guy who looked like he put his hair in a bun). Kellie is the worst singer on the show left and Ace reminds me too much of a Backstreet Boy.
Elliott actually picked an easier song this week than he usually does. He's never off key no matter what he sings and his tone is just great. If he were better looking he'd be unbeatable...but too many people just vote for who they think looks the best...even if they don't really sing well.
Elliott, Taylor, Katherine, Paris and Chris are all way better than Ace and Kellie...a whole different level of better. The only thing keeping Ace and Kellie in it is that they are considered "hot". People forget it's a singing competition, though.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.