"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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anyone here ever got fired

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have any of u guys been fired from a job-this happened to me 3x's i hate to admit-first one was tele marketing- stayed for like 2 wks and they said ah don;t think this is the right work for u , but we'll pay u, second one was at restaurant 3 days- didn;t do clean up good enough-this i thought was bogus, and thrid -2 wks-was at a grocery store doing produce=-taking the groceries out-said something about my hand eye coordination. my thoughts yea ur new right=so why don;t they give me a break if i screw up a couple of times-since i did mention i was inexperienced in all of em. seems like employers nowadays want the best of the best or something. tell u the truith i never even slack off or came late to work once. i'm not even sure why they fired me its liek they want superb work from a inexperience guy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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take this as a message from God that you should begin looking for ways to be finanically free.
 
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