"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone heard any new albums?

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Akon - Freedom

T-Pain - Thr33 Ringz

Ludacris - Theatre Of The Mind

Akon's is ok, there's probably about 4-5 songs that I like on it. I hated those other songs he released a year or so ago that were more mainstream pop. A few good slow jams/grinding music on here, always a plus.

T-Pain's album is good, I thought he was annoying when "I'm in love wit a stripper" came out, but there's some more hip hop on this thank god.

Ludacris I haven't got into as much, I only like Southern Gangsta at this stage. which is surprising because I normally like every track he puts out.

Anyone else heard them yet?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The New T-pain is pretty good.
Jeezy's New album The Recession is not bad though very political
T.I.'s Paper Trail is GREAT

Haven't picked up the Akon or Ludacris yet
 
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New ACDC was very good.

New Guns and Roses was a let-down.
 
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The last album i heard is Joe Budden. The album is called Halfway House and it was pretty decent but not better than Mood Muzik 3.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I second that Desdinova. I was expecting worse

Got the new Akon and Ludacris today. Was not impressed with Ludacris, but really like Akon's Freedom
 
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Desdinova said:
It was better than I expected. There's a few decent songs on it. Catcher In The Rye and IRS are my favs
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Yeah, it's not all bad. I guess anything is a let-down after 17 years.
 
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Kanye West "808 and Heartbreaks". It's a departure from the usual Kanye so go in expecting it to be different, otherwise it may be a let down. I like it.

The Killers "Day and Age" Mehh... I'm still undecided about it.

Its not an album but Jay-Z's "Brooklyn Go Hard" is a damn good song.
 
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ah, Kanyes' 808's I forgot to mention that very different from his last albums. A lot of people seem to like it. Personally its way to soft for me
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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