"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone have an embedded command for this?

shandoli

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OK..guys..i m just finishing off a university essay...

just thought i shud finish the essay with a command!!

so i m not very good at thus
ne one have commands so that the marker may be inclined to give me high marks
haha
thanks
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jimbo2k

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Be sure to run spell check before you print off your essay :rolleyes: :p
 

Lifeforce

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Hey, they wont give you a good grade just because you... do a single command in PRINT. Man... you really have to... grab all the opportunites in the essey... where ever you can seem to... fit a command into it... and then the people who... read this... They will understand why they want to give you high grades... Now... listen to me... when you want high grades... just come at them again and again and again... fil as much **** into the essey as you can. :)

I would use presuppositions instead, they are sneakier. ;)
 
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