Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I feel you, but to me, a Sausage Fest in the middle of the beach is about as enjoyable as a Stockyard in Texas Heat. I'll get out of that kitchen any day. 4 to one? Jesus Christ, you have a better chance of stepping in some vomit from an overdrinking Phi Beta Kappa Frat boy from University of Chicago, than you do of fukking a Beach Bunny, but hey, who am I to interfere with a good sausage fest.Dabrant29 said:Yeah i bet the ratio will be like 4 guys to one girl. Step up the Game!!! can't stand the heat get out the kitchen.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
JackPrescott said:Oh joy. You and me and 25,000 drunk ass Frat Boys, and about 2500 women.
first time i have ever heard cozumel and exotic in the same sentence. a little hint for you boys. if you are going to travel outside of america make sure it is a place where the local girls are pretty and desperate. why break out the passport just so that you can hang with the same fat crap that you see every single day of your life back home?Remulak said:LOL what is this spring break '91? Nobody goes to Daytona for spring break anymore man, it's a shyt hole. Hit up Cozumel or somewhere exotic. Take it from someone who lived in that area for some time.