"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Anyone ever try to sarge a Muslim Girl?

Tyson420

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Did it work?

A female friend of mine who used to be a total slut bag converted to Islam. And I wanted to smash for years but... It looks like my chances are gone with the wind.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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a friend of mine took a muslim girls virginity. He somehow coincidentally was in a hotel bed with her, and it took like about 4 hours of LMR.

And muslim girls are also really nice imo because they get suppressed into wearing headscarves and so they're automatically submissive. Guys always tell muslim girls what to do.
 

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You bastards don't stand a chance with a chaste, modest woman of faith & spirituality. Not a single one in the entire world would ever take a look at filthy STD-infested wannabe Don Juan faggots like you.
 

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Tyson420 said:
Did it work?

A female friend of mine who used to be a total slut bag converted to Islam. And I wanted to smash for years but... It looks like my chances are gone with the wind.
I wonder if telling her you're in a conspiracy to "blow" a huge bomb of semen into her guts would convince her to do it?

Allah would smile if he didn't have the butt-stank of 72 male virgins already on his fingertips.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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@"KarmaSutra"

It's also spelled Kama Sutra, not Karma Sutra you dumb ****ing Don Juan wannabe. You're 37 years old yet you act like a ****ing immature teen. You have over 4000 posts and over 4000 STDs. You have no life, you fat ****. Lose some weight first you obese pig, before you try to lecture men about women. Hit the gym, subway eat fresh, free willy. Lose the man titties and jelly rolls. **** you, you ****sucking cumguzzling ****eating pissdrinking HIV/AIDs infested faggot! **** your cheap ass book, **** your dime a dozen blog, and **** you right in your bloody ass, big mouth, and tight *****! Rot in the grave and burn in Hell! Death to atheism!

8============================)~~~~~~~O=
*a piece of art depicting me cumming all over your face*
 

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CasanovaProtege said:
@"KarmaSutra"

It's also spelled Kama Sutra, not Karma Sutra you dumb ****ing Don Juan wannabe. You're 37 years old yet you act like a ****ing immature teen. You have over 4000 posts and over 4000 STDs. You have no life, you fat ****. Lose some weight first you obese pig, before you try to lecture men about women. Hit the gym, subway eat fresh, free willy. Lose the man titties and jelly rolls. **** you, you ****sucking cumguzzling ****eating pissdrinking HIV/AIDs infested faggot! **** your cheap ass book, **** your dime a dozen blog, and **** you right in your bloody ass, big mouth, and tight *****! Rot in the grave and burn in Hell! Death to atheism!

8============================)~~~~~~~O=
*a piece of art depicting me cumming all over your face*
nice knowing you.
 

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I laughed so fvcking hard I pissed a little...









...in your Mom's mouth.

I started laughing at your post first. Then, she had to take her dentures out to fit my whole c0ck in her craw.

I don't know which was funnier?
 
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