"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Anyone ever mess with Hooters girls?

Oxide

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c'mon gio, you want some love? i bet i could set you up with some nice girl from midwest. ;) :p

that episode is very good, i liked the lesson - "Dont try to be a hardass and ignore love because you are afriad of getting burned. Getting burned is natural, it is a part of equation, it is what makes us human."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Anyone ever mess with Hooters girls?

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It's from an episode of South Park.

Butters goes to a restaurant that's basically the same as Hooters called Raisins. And there's this girl there named Alexis who acts like she likes Butters, basically flirting with him. Butters thinks that she's his girlfriend and he calls her at work and stuff. Whenever he asks her to go out with him, she just says, "Hey, hon, why don't you just come in here and see me at work?"

He just doesn't get that her whole job is to make guys think that she's interested in them so that they keep coming back and leaving her a big tip.
Lol and ewwww @ Raisins...
 
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