Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
There's gonna be one tonight in my town and I'm wondering if its really all that its hyped up to be.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Anyone ever been to a girl's gone wild party?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ace of Flames
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Has to be better than sitting at home on your computer on a internet forum wondering if a party will be fun.
...Get it?
...Get it?
They came to my friend's frat house. Heard it was amazing but the cops came and pissed the frat off. Because of this, the frat turned down GGW once they called a few weeks later to have another one there. GGW found a place a few streets away from the frat house and the cops busted it as well. I heard the parties are crazy (obviously) but just be careful. My friend kept going on about seeing people he knew take of their clothes just for GGW (in a good way).
Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
holy **** that party was so huge that the space was too small to hold the other 500 or so people who couldnt get in including me. They were over capacity and so there was hundreds of people just kind of partying in the middle of the street in the middle of the night...I had a bottle of Capt Morgan and another party with plenty of hotties to go to.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ace of Flames
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Told ya.
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Mitch_Mustain
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well the thing was, they had an age limit thing,...you had to be born before 85 to get in or something..
Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
youre the queer for not reading everything.
I said I ****ing went but when i got there, the party was over capacity and they werent letting no one in no matter what..hell I actually knew the guy whose property that **** was being thrown at but because GGW was there, it was their way or the highway. my friend had no control over it. Hell they werent letting him go back inside afterwards until he convinced them that he lived there.
I said I ****ing went but when i got there, the party was over capacity and they werent letting no one in no matter what..hell I actually knew the guy whose property that **** was being thrown at but because GGW was there, it was their way or the highway. my friend had no control over it. Hell they werent letting him go back inside afterwards until he convinced them that he lived there.
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I've never been, but I heard from a pretty reliable source that some of the girls at these parties will drink to excess and expose their breasts while making a "whooo" sound. If you're into alcohol and naked breasts and wild whooping, you will probably enjoy yourself.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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You gotta love America. A bunch of 30 year old strippers and booze. I don't think I could stand all of that fun. :yawn: Maybe one would have let you take her and her kid out to the park for a picnic :rock: .well the thing was, they had an age limit thing,...you had to be born before 85 to get in or something..
So you saying that you ARE the real Mitch Mustain???Mitch_Mustain said:youre the queer for not reading everything.
I said I ****ing went but when i got there, the party was over capacity and they werent letting no one in no matter what..hell I actually knew the guy whose property that **** was being thrown at but because GGW was there, it was their way or the highway. my friend had no control over it. Hell they werent letting him go back inside afterwards until he convinced them that he lived there.