"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone else's d**k curve down?

Dekg140

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Serious questiOn, ive heard of men that curve up, or to the left/right, but never down. Its kinda stopped me in the past with sexual experiences. its the same sort of angle as a banana curving down, be great to hear if any DJs got this and if any ladies commented on it? Also do ladies give a f**k if youre circumcised or not? Thanks :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bigneil

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Yes mine does, and I think it helps stimulate their G-spot in the missionary position.
 

Mike32ct

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Mine curves down. It works well in missionary since the vagina tips the same way.

I only had one woman tell me that doggie style hurt. This is not surprising since the vagina would tip the opposite way looking at her back. Other women I did doggie style with didn't seem to mind.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MyTeamSupreme

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your problem is that you wore briefs for too long...the tight fabric molded the shape of your beef

thats what boxers are for homie
 

Energy25

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It curves when it's erect????? I don't think thats a good thing...
 

loveshogun

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*raises hand*

On that note, having a curve helps hit the spot.
 

cablecow15

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MyTeamSupreme said:
your problem is that you wore briefs for too long...the tight fabric molded the shape of your beef

thats what boxers are for homie
lol i wore tighty whites until i was in 01th grade , and mine is straight as uhh something really straight .. lol ive tried boxers , but my junk hangs out of them , and if i get a boner there's no way i can hide it
 
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