L777
Master Don Juan
lol yea mine was from WInston Smith...I thought it was a pretty good prank actually, I had no idea it was gonna a picture of 2 gays...ughh...gays <shudder>
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Anyone else getting PM'ed links to gay pictures?
- Thread starter Thai Foon
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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thanks i feel much more relieved now,Thai Foon said:
:yes: if you catch my drift.syncmaster
Master Don Juan
The MM forum has a mod for Vbulletin that allows mod / admins to see if people have duplicate accounts based on IP. It might be worth looking into.
Cheers
- Maverick / Syncmaster
Cheers
- Maverick / Syncmaster
Joey Jeremiah
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How many people here can say they've got a thread pinned just because of themselves? I'm the best.
well it's happening
never planned on this
you've got something I need
kind of dangerous
and I'm losing control
I'm not used to this
what you want from me
I'm not used to this
I can't shut it off
this thing I've begun
and it's hard to tell
just where it's coming from
and it's hard to see
what I'm capable of
and it's hard to believe
just, what I've become
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
I can swallow it down
keep it all inside
I define myself
by how well I hide
I feel it coming apart
well, at least I tried
I can win this war
by knowing not to fight
if I take it all back
someway, somehow
if I knew back then
what I know right now
hey can we stop
me, I'm not
hey can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
well it's happening
never planned on this
you've got something I need
kind of dangerous
and I'm losing control
I'm not used to this
what you want from me
I'm not used to this
I can't shut it off
this thing I've begun
and it's hard to tell
just where it's coming from
and it's hard to see
what I'm capable of
and it's hard to believe
just, what I've become
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
I can swallow it down
keep it all inside
I define myself
by how well I hide
I feel it coming apart
well, at least I tried
I can win this war
by knowing not to fight
if I take it all back
someway, somehow
if I knew back then
what I know right now
hey can we stop
me, I'm not
hey can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
hey, can we stop
me, I'm not
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Fenderules
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PigAdlemPimp
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Thai Foon said:
:trouble: :kick: Eddie Willers sent me a photograph of a dude fvcking another dude, what a total loser he must be :kick: :trouble: bigjohnson
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I have a post-it here that says I saw one, but I used my MIB blinky memory-messer-upper to erase it. Handy gadget, works on women too.