spesmilitis
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Anyone else get the squiggly line in their eye?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
KontrollerX
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Its a piece of your inner eye that breaks off and floats around.
Its a natural occurence and usually happens when someone gets older.
Its a natural occurence and usually happens when someone gets older.
Whoa... That sounds fvcking baaaaad.KontrollerX said:Its a piece of your inner eye that breaks off and floats around.
I have them too...
you're joking right.KontrollerX said:Its a piece of your inner eye that breaks off and floats around.
Its a natural occurence and usually happens when someone gets older.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Heart Break Kid
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They're called floaters if you feel like looking into them. If you have a light eye colour get some sun glasses.
spesmilitis
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I think I had them since I was 6 or 7
Randallpink83
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I have bad floaters... have had them now for maybe 4 years or so. Eye doctors couldn't do crap for me. I'm still trying to find a way to cure them.
I went to the doctors a long time ago and they were bad but not bad enough apperantly.. now they are alot worse. Eventually surgery might be necessary.
I went to the doctors a long time ago and they were bad but not bad enough apperantly.. now they are alot worse. Eventually surgery might be necessary.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.