"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anyone Do Stand Up Comedy???

SharinganUser

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I am thinking about doing stand up comedy when I go back to Canada next spring. I was wondering if anyone else has tried this and what your experience was with it.

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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thedeparted

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I've done it. Highly recommended just as a gut check. Most people are too chicken to get up there. But don't make it a career or anything.

I recommend "Comedy Bible" by Judy Carter to learn a few techniques. Most amateur comics suck balls and if you put in a little more time you'll be more appreciated. That said, your audience is gonna be a bunch of drunk retards most of the time so keep it simple. Also, keep it clean if you can, b/c you will stand out from the rest of the potty-mouthed losers...

One last note, I thought it might get me laid. Nope. Women believe all ths jokes you make about yourself. And there are not gonna be any attractive ones in any standup group or class you take.
 

SharinganUser

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Well, not really going to do it to meet women directly. I just want the experience and people say it's theroputic, a major confidence boost. I don't want to do it for a carreer, (though if I got paid, that would be cool).
 
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