"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone been in bangkok?

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I'm going there towards the end of this month. I've been there a couple of times before, but I'm getting kinda bored with the whole bangkok thing. So I was wondering if anyone had been there and had any suggestion to what to do down there?

And yeah, no prostitutes please.
 

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She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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^^lol i bet people filled up there super soakers at sewage drains haha


Btw Bangkok. I mean who the hell names a city bangkok, not to mention the fact that thailand is a sex capitol.
 

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Originally posted by Julian Btw Bangkok. I mean who the hell names a city bangkok, not to mention the fact that thailand is a sex capitol.
They named it long before they encountered the English language. I used to think Phuket was pronounced f*ckit.

Besides, New York probably means "sh*thole" in Swahilli or something.
 

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You could visit the Royal Palace and the Budhist temples, if you're into culture.
 

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The Guinness Book of World Records has certified that the true name for Bangkok (Krung-thep-nakorn-boworn-ratant-kosin-mahintar-ayudhya-amaha-dilok-pop-nopa-ratana-
rajthani-burirom-udom-rajniwes-mahasatarn-amorn-pimarn-avatar-satit-sakattiya-visanukam)
is the longest in the world.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

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You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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How did they condense all that into "Bangkok"? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Jayer
I was thinking of going myself.


Are thai girls hot????
It's my personal opinion that they are overall not that tasty. But if you want to have some easy sex as a whiteboy, you should go there. They'll just insist on a 3000 Baht payment upfront (you think I'm kidding?). :D
 

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there's this bar 'Lolitas' at sukhumvit rd, soi 8 , where you walk in, order a beer and get a blow job under the table ~ 700 baht.

and then you have the famous 'Eden' Club where all kinds of freaky **** happens. And not to mention Soi Cowboy where you can find all the 'classy' working girls.


Heh, to be honest, I don't really like thailand, ive been there ~ 15times. the only reason I go there is because of business (no not *****-business). people there look at 'farangs' as huge ass money machines walking around, and they will try to overcharge for everything at every oppertunity. and bangkok itself is too big, to much pollution etc.

besides that, it really is a nice country if you get out of bangkok. there's lots of idyllic vacation spots. I would have gone to some resort if it hadnt been for the tsunami or the problems with the muslims in south-thailand.
 

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It's been about 10 years since I've been to BK, but yeah, I remember too well the pollution and being a farang.

The Tsunami only hit the west coast of Thailand. You can still goto pattaya (uggh!) or head south to Ko Samui or kpn for the full moon party.

Me? I'd head north to Ban Na Kha outside of Udon Thani to buy some of the famous thai handmade fabrics....

Otherwise I would head to Buri Ram and take in some history and architecture.

One thing I like about BK is how they have different parts of town for different purchases: All the coffin makers are bunched together - great pix.
 

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Originally posted by jakethasnake
It's my personal opinion that they are overall not that tasty. But if you want to have some easy sex as a whiteboy, you should go there. They'll just insist on a 3000 Baht payment upfront (you think I'm kidding?). :D
how much is $3000 Baht in US Dollars? :D
 

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
It's been about 10 years since I've been to BK, but yeah, I remember too well the pollution and being a farang.

The Tsunami only hit the west coast of Thailand. You can still goto pattaya (uggh!) or head south to Ko Samui or kpn for the full moon party.

Me? I'd head north to Ban Na Kha outside of Udon Thani to buy some of the famous thai handmade fabrics....

Otherwise I would head to Buri Ram and take in some history and architecture.

One thing I like about BK is how they have different parts of town for different purchases: All the coffin makers are bunched together - great pix.

If you devoted even a small portion of all the effort you put into BUYING puzzy at Buenos Aires (I went to the prostitution site you listed, and it seemed the biggest "hubs" of wh0re-dom was Brazil, Germany, Russia, Argentina, and Thailand), you'd actually be a half-decent pick-up artist. Your priorities are all fvcked up bro.



And poloblue - I'd stay away from Thai wh0res if you know what's good for you - SE Asia is a tropical region - that means exotic forms of crotch-rot. Dip your nub in the ink at your own risk.
 

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Originally posted by PoloBlue
how much is $3000 Baht in US Dollars? :D
heh it's around 1US ~ 40 Baht. So 3000 Baht ~ 75 US
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
heh it's around 1US ~ 40 Baht. So 3000 Baht ~ 75 US
$75.00 US dollars is a lot in Thailand, that would probably be enough to feed her family for six months to a year? :rolleyes:
 

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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by jakethasnake
If you devoted even a small portion of all the effort you put into BUYING puzzy at Buenos Aires (I went to the prostitution site you listed, and it seemed the biggest "hubs" of wh0re-dom was Brazil, Germany, Russia, Argentina, and Thailand), you'd actually be a half-decent pick-up artist. Your priorities are all fvcked up bro.
WTF??? My post here has nothing to do with prostitution. My time in Thailand was spent with european girls.....

Just because I think there's nothing wrong with occasionally paying for puzzy doesn't mean I don't pick up broads, I do.
 

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Alright, if you say so.
 
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