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Anybody still has the link to goundra's online shop?

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Im using the search tools but posts are way too many and dont remember if it was goundra or his fake twentee to post the link for his online shop back then.

Before you ask the answer is no, Im not looking for any of his "high quality fake passports" but Im strongly interested about his discounted portable camp oven, also my 12yrs old nephew would like to have one of those WWII military helmets replica so he can play soldier while we do the barbecue.

Also are the aluminium helmets against alien mind reading back on stock?
We considered to buy some for the kids and convince them that they have to stay silent to make sure they are effective so we can eat with ease and no distraction.
 

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I have no shop at all. nothing. Never did have, on this site.
 
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*btw my offer for us to go to vietnam and settle unfinished business still stands
Don't remind him of Nam, he lost 3 legs and a poodle there.
 

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not a chance. When I hit basic training, back in 71, I saw what a clusterfvck our army was, and I knew right there that I no longer wanted to go to Nam.
 

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goundra said:
not a chance. When I hit basic training, back in 71, I saw what a clusterfvck our army was, and I knew right there that I no longer wanted to go to Nam.

i think captain goundra here , should join the cast of "the walking dead"
he can play the role of a shizophrenic ex-veteran who is married to his filipino shotgun and calls it "liza" :crackup: :crackup:

also he can have a variety of awesome moments like:

1.charging 10 feet in 1 second to escape an army of zombies,

2.kicking a board above his head to prove his strength to the zombies

3.kicking and punching male zombies to impress the ladies

4.importing Filipino girls to repopulate amurica:D
 

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goundra said:
not a chance. When I hit basic training, back in 71, I saw what a clusterfvck our army was, and I knew right there that I no longer wanted to go to Nam.
so the army gave you a choice?

The army is not a shopping mall you pathetic lying faggot

You are not allowed to leave when you want to....

idiot :crazy:
 

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Burroughs said:
so the army gave you a choice?

The army is not a shopping mall you pathetic lying faggot

You are not allowed to leave when you want to....

idiot :crazy:
Burrough you got it all wrong, Goundra was allowed to leave the base when he shown one of his "high quality fake passport", the particular one identified himself as "general twentee"...the guard even escorted him with his jeep.
 

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fvck you punks. If you could read, you'd know that changing one's mind does not mean you can get out of whatever. It just means that you changed your mind. See, punks, I am not like you. YOU "think" that your wish or your opinion means jack shyte. i KNOW that it doesn't
 

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twentee said:
fvck you punks. If you could read, you'd know that changing one's mind does not mean you can get out of whatever. It just means that you changed your mind. See, punks, I am not like you. YOU "think" that your wish or your opinion means jack shyte. i KNOW that it doesn't
This way of reasoning is not gonna help your business, cant really see how the owner of an online shop can ignore other people opinion and most of all customers review.

You cant say a client that his opinion means "jack shyte"...
 

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again, you can't fvckin' read. I don't HAVE any online shop, never did. just because some moron says I did or have doesn't make it so.
 

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goundra said:
again, you can't fvckin' read. I don't HAVE any online shop, never did. just because some moron says I did or have doesn't make it so.
dude chill out man , anyway i want to re-order that stinger missile again, also add a W2000 with silencer to my order..oh and i want like 20 tungsten carbide bullets for the W2000, add a flare design to the jacket so i can use it in winter time... :D

and dude you selling an Abrams tank for $700,000, wtf dude? it was 500,000 last week, your site is a rip off man. :cuss:

goundra you had the same attitude when i cancelled my submarine, you called me a punk.but twentee had a better product and better customer service,its obvious why i chose twentee over goundra
 

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goundra said:
again, you can't fvckin' read. I don't HAVE any online shop, never did. just because some moron says I did or have doesn't make it so.
So how comes the facebook page for your shop shows this banner?

Goundra's online shop

Btw love your "you put them up,we take them down" campaign to restrict the use of spy drones against citizens, just wondering how many stingers you sold already.
 
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I visited Ammu-Nation gun shop after hearing of the big sale on this site.

First Impression
Using Google Maps, you will not find the storefront. It was located about half a mile East of where navigation told you where to go. After dodging a few bear traps, I ended up at a portable. When I walked in, the mist of urine and cheap whiskey filled the air. I was greeted by a man in his 60's, who I assumed was the owner. He asked me what I was looking for. I told him I would like to purchase a firearm for home defense. He told me to wait as he needed to grab his husband, the actual owner of this shop.

Customer Service
A man in a karate uniform walked out, strapped with an orange belt. He introduced himself as 'Tweenie.' I told him that I was looking for a weapon for home defense to protect my family; a 40 cal would provide the stopping power from what I read. He was shocked that I would consider that caliber, telling me that a .22 would suffice. After listening to him, a .22 pistol would be the best bang for my buck to protect my loved ones. In addition, he guaranteed that if my wife or daughters were fatally wounded, he would refund my purchase. I was completely sold, as I purchased my Ruger 10/22.

After the Purchase

I am very glad that I made my purchase at Ammu-Nation. 2 days later, I was victim to a home burglary. I unloaded my magazine, all 10 rounds. The accuracy was incredible for the Ruger 10/22, every single shot hit the intruder. The Ruger recommended did provide stopping power. I noticed the intruder coming at me at a significant lower charge than 10 meters per second, for a fit man. Unfortunately, I was unable to reload in time and I was knocked unconcious. When I woke up, my wife and daughters were getting sexually assaulted. I sued my wife for having extramarital affairs and purchased a filipina wife overseas. This would have never happened if I did not made my purchase at Ammu-Nation.

Thanks Tweenie! 10/10 would recommend!
 

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What is the point of this thread? You just started this thread to pick on him? And others were quick to gang up. Wow! I feel honoured that a measely human being as myself can watch this impressive display of internet manliness!

I mean, this is can not be fair.
 

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Groovy said:
What is the point of this thread? You just started this thread to pick on him? And others were quick to gang up. Wow! I feel honoured that a measely human being as myself can watch this impressive display of internet manliness!

I mean, this is can not be fair.
Let me guess anti-gun activist?
 
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