"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anybody Ever Take More Than One Chick to HC?

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I'm not gonna do this any more, for various reasons, but a few weeks back, I was contemplating trying to pull off taking four different chicks to homecoming at once.

Kepp them seperated, dance with all of them, and then make excuses as to why you can't party with the rest as you choose the one you actually go with.

I figured it was bound to fail, but it'd be the best story of all time to tell your friends. Especially since you could probably get away with the remaining two if two found out, since who would think you're so horrible that they'd look for four?

I brought my friend in on it- we were both gonna do it, and preoccupy eachother's dates for eachother while we "made our rounds".

I figure I'd be a true god among men, pull it off or not. I'm so damn crazy I almost went for it. However, one of the reasons I decided against it was that though all the guys would practically kneel at my feet, I wouldnt ever be able to get with a chick at my HS again, and the legend would probably spread to other area schools, too.

But has anyone ever tried some crazy **** like this? Seems like it would be a blast.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LesaneCrooks

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anyone who would do that wouldnt be typing about it

"real men who do real things dont talk about it"

its ok u can dream
 

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Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
anyone who would do that wouldnt be typing about it

"real men who do real things dont talk about it"

its ok u can dream
Agreed
 

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At the dance itself it may work, but what would you do about pictures, dinner, afterparty?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SlyD4rK

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I've tryed dating 2 girls that were in the same social group

one girl found out b4 i got a chance to kiss her so she broke it off...but as for the other girl...check out my journal @ Http://www.hsdjbootcamp.tk
 

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hehe....i just figure out what day our Harvest Dance is...i plan to take 2 girls mwhahahaha. any suggestions on how to play this out? i could just find a couple laid-back girls and i could actually tell them and see wha-....omg...i couold pull-off a menage-a-toi. haha. well, i think i found out my new goal.
 

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this = bad idea.

4 girls, one time? same dance, same school? Dreaming

4 girls, 4 different dances, 4 different days, 4 different schools? DJ


See the difference. The REAL reason you didn't follow through on this is that you realized how stupid it was. Guys wouldn't worship at your feet, they'd laugh when you got your azz beat by 4 girls. 50 bucks says ALL of those ladies would figure it out. When a girl goes with you to homecoming, they plan on dancing with you, they plan on being right there with you. Plus, like mentioned before, you have the post or pre-homecoming dinner, you also have pictures, not to mention...

HOW ON EARTH WOULD YOU PICK ALL 4 OF THEM UP?

That plan of yours was just outright crazy. Any sensible DJ would just go for the best chick out of all of them. Forget the others, it'll make em jealous.



Also, as for the "I'd never be able to get another girl at my school" stuff. Bull. Girls forget easily. And if they don't forget, in the back of their head they'll be thinking "Dang, this guy can get any girl he wants, i better try for it"
 

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Originally posted by SlyD4rK
hehe....i just figure out what day our Harvest Dance is...i plan to take 2 girls mwhahahaha. any suggestions on how to play this out? i could just find a couple laid-back girls and i could actually tell them and see wha-....omg...i couold pull-off a menage-a-toi. haha. well, i think i found out my new goal.
2 is much more managable than 4. especially if theyre bi ;)
 

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hmm...ima make a thread about this..how can you coax a girl into having a 3some? and it not be awkward? only fun.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You all are demented freaks... and I love it.
 
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