"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any sweet dance moves

johnmich

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Anyone know any dance moves that are good for getting some right there?

To initiate a kiss or any other kind of nookie?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anomalous

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Great dance technique on how to get the girl horny in the DJ BIBLE.
 

DJ4Real

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You can do just about any dance move that requires some sort of contact and turn it into something bigger. Just be smooth.

Good Luck:cool:
 

S-lemond

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first of all.....never say sweet again...that is long and gone my friend...2nd of all take napolean diomite outta the dvd player....and buy darems dane groves...lol its kinda lame! but it will give u rythm....my sister is a hip hop instructer so i just watch her...and learn from there..but others arnt so lucky like i am!
 

B-Lemond

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NO NO NO....Don't listen to this useless advice. Plus, you should try using the SEARCH button next time. I would tell you how to dance but you'll learn better my searching one of my other posts on a search that you should do before posting.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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