"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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any suggestions would be appreciated..

Trapper

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well, im gonna try to get laid tonite.. she is the big challenge to me. she is damn hot and sexy.. she is playing hard to get coz so many losers are running after her..and im the the guy who were able to take her out and did some touching and kissing.. that's all..nothing more nothing less..she did not allow me to go further...simply she told me she is just playing and having fun..of course i have been teasing her and playing with her. and i told her im not a game and no way to play with me...my question is how to deal these kind of girls? is there any magic formula? how to take them to the next step? thanks guys..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Fash

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1. Lots of alcohol
2. A comfortable setting within easy reach of a bed.
3. Lots of alcohol
4. Freeze-out techniques
5. Lots of alcohol

Good luck
 

Bonhomme

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You're looking at it with the whole wrong attitude. The idea is to have a good time tonight, and what happens happens.

There's no "magic formula," although the more you try to get laid, the less likely you are to get laid. Show her a good time, keep teasing her and "pulling the pigtails," and the best will come of it -- whatever that might be -- as a matter of course.
 

ocelot

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stand up... take it out... whip it across her face and say "that was for free, the next one will go in your mouth...now shut up and suck"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Trapper

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and got laid shezz... but you gotta keep busting oh her balls..and alcohol does it make quick..
 
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