"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Falcon25

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Nexus Polaris said:
I know 5 people with herpes. One recently had such a bad outbreak that she couldn't wear pants for a day.

I see too many people trying to downplay herpes. This is why it's such a commonly spread STD.
Great post there. People think it's a walk in the park. I know friends who are devastated, both physically and emotionally. It's not just a skin disease.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh my lord, :crackup: I cannot believe how many of you are defending STDs!

"So my d*ck may rot off, who cares?"
"Whats a little herpes between FBs?"

I could think these up all day. Seriously though I would be sprinting the hell out of there before she finished the sentence.

And steer clear of New Jersey apparently.
 
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