"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PiHiPlaya

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Long story short.

Hottie foreign exchange student writes me something on AIM. I told her that I would figure it out.

Anyone care to put this into english?

She's from norway, i'm pretty sure it's norwegian.

jeg elsker deg og min lille bøg, ikke drøm for mye om stephen inatt da, og ikke glem aa sette en bøtte under sengen

I know that bøg is faggot but I can't get much else.

Thanks guys
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Giovanni Casanova

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A large type a bucket under bed?

Bow chicka bow wow.
 

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Originally posted by PiHiPlaya
Long story short.

Hottie foreign exchange student writes me something on AIM. I told her that I would figure it out.

Anyone care to put this into english?

She's from norway, i'm pretty sure it's norwegian.

jeg elsker deg og min lille bøg, ikke drøm for mye om stephen inatt da, og ikke glem aa sette en bøtte under sengen

I know that bøg is faggot but I can't get much else.

Thanks guys
it says i love u too my little bøg, dont dream to much of stephen tonight, and dont forget to put a bucket under the bed....

i dont know what kinbd of freeky **** u two are doin but keep up the good work....
 
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