"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Any Russians/Dutch here?

diplomatic_lies

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âû íàáëþäàåòå ãîìîñåêñóàëüíóþ ïîðíîãðàôèþ

u let op homoseksuele pornografie
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Levex

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
âû íàáëþäàåòå ãîìîñåêñóàëüíóþ ïîðíîãðàôèþ

u let op homoseksuele pornografie
íó áëÿ, àïåòèò èñïîðòèë
 

DonCruez

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Jij bent zelf homofiel :D

And BTW, "letten op" is not the same as watching.
 

Ice Cold

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Re: Re: Any Russians/Dutch here?

Originally posted by Levex
íó áëÿ, àïåòèò èñïîðòèë
Ïðèäóðîê ^^^ :D

WTF do the homoseks have to do with it?
 

Crusader

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
âû íàáëþäàåòå ãîìîñåêñóàëüíóþ ïîðíîãðàôèþ

u let op homoseksuele pornografie
HAHA! We weten allemaal dat jij de grootste liefhebber bent van homos. Lik maar aan het kontgaatje van je papa.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

DrMetallica

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ya govoryu pa-russki

Why can't we type in Cyrillic on these boards?

íå çíàþ
 

R3N3G4D3

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ja ruskij, no moj kompiuter govno i cyrillic ne podderzhivaet.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Hot Ice

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Originally posted by R3N3G4D3
ja ruskij, no moj kompiuter govno i cyrillic ne podderzhivaet.
LOL. I've always found it difficult to read the non-cyrillic russian. :D
 

Eulogy

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vi fsé douraki

né.. ya shoutchu

ya ni znal shto zdess stolka russkih yest.
 
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